viralfrog:

is-that-sand-in-my-waffles:

rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don’t want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it’s to the bit

ribombeee:

theprofessional-amateur:

Me when I contact IT and tell them yes I restarted and followed any instructions I could but computer still angry and IT says they are escalating this because it is an actual issue: I am getting a good grade in service desk ticket. Something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

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ivecarvedawoodenheart:

Ooooo wait wait Check Please live action Ransom & Holster episode starts with a nightmare where they’re both firefighters and Holster falls through the floorboards

ameliaaltare:

if the doctor was worth a shit pagliacci would of walked out of there with an estradiol prescription

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holybats:

so imagine you have a cat and sometimes he’ll disappear for a while and you’re like ‘oh no what happened to my cat,’ only to find out your neighbor also feeds your cat and calls him a different name. now imagine your name is Jack Drake and that cat is your son Tim

modernchemical:

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

voice-of-dissent:

redpandarascal:

connor6lesbian:

this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

1984

Jackbox:

alexaloraetheris:

saving-my-tiktoks-not-on-youtube:

I am in awe just imagining the number of takes this required