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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Evil pinniped post 🦭✨ (will update when necessary)

Alright, I’ve put this off long enough. You guys can call me Pidgey, I guess? Or you can gimme another cool nickname if you think of one.

She/Her || Aroace || Adult

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I mostly post Undertale & UTMV content rn, but I can and will post about whatever else I hyperfixate on- that’s a threat and a promise. Mostly made this account for my art but there’s also some rambling and a bunch of reblogs (my queue got so long I had to boost the post frequency to twice a day).

Join the utmv whump & angst community here!

Important stuff:

  • Please don’t tag something as ship if I haven’t
  • Never tag my stuff with any pedophilia, bestiality, or incest related tags/ships; you wont be finding that sort of content here
  • Don’t be a bigot :)
  • Do not repost any of my art, claim it as your own, or use my work in any type of automatic generation
  • If you would like to redraw something I made, please credit me, and let me know so I can see!
  • Usual DNI stuff tbh

I LIKE TO CREATE A LOT OF PLATONIC/FAMILIAL STUFF! Disinterested folks, such as some of those on the aplatonic and afamilial spectrums may be, please be advised- especially as I don’t tag for them. If you choose to proceed anyway, welcome, and if not, thanks for stopping by :)

If in doubt, I will try to add as many cws as I think might be relevant to a post, but please let me know if you are aware of one that I miss! I forget sometimes :( Most of the time its eye strain, eye contact, swearing, or blood, if I’m doing something fun.


Finally, I welcome every type of interaction on my posts! Ofc reblogs are v appreciated for the added reach, but i also appreciate the likes and comments too, so no pressure! I love to see what people think :]


Evil pinniped appreciates your time 🦭✨

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blindtel
edgebug

my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre

damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

edgebug

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

edgebug

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behold

edgebug

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

edgebug

should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas

no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it

yes absolutely, he might actually wear it

edgebug

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deathsmallcaps

Op did he like it or did he love it

edgebug

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he says he's gonna wear it to work

lmao tamatoa hei hei cw kissing
kers-seeri
kers-seeri

🌎MINECRAFT AU PIXEL ART 🌎

Art by me 🍒

🖌️Ink belongs to Myebi/Comyet

🍫Error belongs to Loverofpiggies

🎶Music by EMBRR & C418


I always wanted to do pixel art EEEEEEEE ✨✨✨

I missed so much to draw something from Minecraft Au 💖

I'm already drawing the comic, I wrote all the chapters as a story (? So now I'm really ready to continue this, I hope you keep supporting this comic that I love with all my heart ❤️


Have a beautiful day or night 💖✨


See u~ ❤️

- Kers Seeri

undertale ink sans error sans video undertale au utmv minecraft
mugknife
nat-20s

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

nonasuch

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oh shit i almost missed it!

totally-cis-offical

Molasses Flood Day!

oh wow cw food cw swearing
mugknife
derinthescarletpescatarian

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

goblinwithblankets

Drinking spiders??!

derinthescarletpescatarian

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

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And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

yoshbotblue

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

derinthescarletpescatarian

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

kitstacean

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

derinthescarletpescatarian

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

blatantescapism

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

macleod

[tumblr] has two jokes and this one will outlive all of us

lmao cw food
bravelycowering
maniatown

What other people mean when they say Undertale changed their lives: "it helped me find friends" "it gave me hope during a difficult time" "it got me into game design/music/art"

What I mean when I say Undertale changed my life: Sometimes I catch myself cutting food with the side of my fork because when I was a kid I got scared that if I touched a knife Chara would possess me

why would chara make you do this < prev lmao cw food mention