Guys i just saw the funniest web graphic of a frog on a unicycle. I think this will be big. They're calling him that boy.

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

guys….,, being friends, like actual friends, with people you have systemic privilege over is going to involve some good-natured ribbing. it’s going to involve them complaining about [insert privileged group you belong to] in front of you or even to you. that’s not a personal attack, it’s because they think you’re cool enough to hang. it’s because they think they can express their frustration to you without you attacking them. you really want to prove them wrong?

they accidentally gave me the unheimlich manoeuvre and i choked to death in a distinctly uncanny way

SETTLERS OF CATAN: THE MOVIE

starring TIMOTHY CHALAMET as BRICK

ANYA TAYLOR JOY as WHEAT

and JACK BLACK as SHEEP

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

Scream this is iconic….