the male loneliness epidemic could be solved if we (men) all got sluttier i think

we gotta get on out to da clubs and take several tabs of ecstasy and wear mesh shirts n crop tops n all that and fuck whoever. as god intended

i also think we should all get fatter but that’s neither here nor there

i also think we

should all get fatter but that’s

neither here nor there

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The court jester has arrived

Tell us a joke little guy!

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

Reblog this with a ship u don't like for no reason

chengxian. It’s not like I have a moral problem with ships that have master/servant power imbalances, I just think those two would be a shitty version of that trope that lacks any chemistry or soul

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

If you died I’d turn you into a cardboard cutout but you’re not nerdy enough to understand.

I regret to report that Ilya Rosanov's gritted-out "fucking make me" in response to Shane Hollander asking if he's going to come for him now lives rent-free in my head like a gd earworm. Haven't been this stupid about a handjob since Kinn Theerapanyakul desecrated his cousin's bathroom.

You know, more millionaires should skip their 15th mansion and start funding multi-million dollar BL series to live out their gay fanfiction AU dreams—mafia boyfriends, rockstar angst, omegaverse heat cycles. Do something useful with your wealth!

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

jesus fucking christ

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

it’s really this at the end of the day tbh

Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

Hey this is a pretty cool approach maybe we should take that to the Internet instead of trying to invade the privacy of millions of adults because some parents can't parent their kids

Hey, fat people deserve to have fun and get their needs met even if they’re the least healthy mf you know. Fat people deserve proper medical care, and carbs, and to wear shorts and so many more things! EVEN IF THEY ARE UNWELL AND ESPECIALLY IF THAT UNWELLNESS IS DUE TO THEIR WEIGHT!!! Fat people deserve the world and more. Not just the healthy fats or attractive fats or small fats or fats that are fat because of medication or disability.

skinny people please reblog this one

Everyone reblog this one