This is week 3 of life with a newborn…puppy. I am telling you that human newborns are easier. They just are. You diaper them, feed them, and they don’t do any of the following: 1. Poop all over the house. 2. Run blindly through the house, like the devil himself is chasing him, because poop is stuck to his bottom, thus spreading poop particles! 3. Chew on computer cords. 4. Fall asleep in obscure locations, and make you believe you have lost your Christmas Miracle in October puppy. Nor do...