one thing visitors comment on is how much Belphie groans in his sleep. like we'll all be sitting in the living room, and they'll say "what in the world is that loud ominous groaning," and then they'll follow the noise to a heating vent where Belphie is upside down on a sheepskin rug, groaning like a christmas ghoul

resplendent on his furs

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

Puggification of the modern car

okay then.

[part 6]

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside