it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

the whole thing about sharing beds with romantic partners seems so annoying and I do not understand it at all but I must admit the utility of having someone close at hand when you're feeling h-o-t-t-o-g-o and down to clown. like at least that part seems convenient. everything else is a shitshow.

the number of people who reblog this assuming I've somehow never heard of cuddling and need to be introduced to the concept is genuinely untenable

Honestly, I think it depends on the person? For me having my partner nearby while I sleep makes me feel safe.

chat is this true

It is. It's just comforting, knowing they're right there. I also require a bed bug enough that "right there" is far enough away that we are neither touching nor can I feel them breathing on me if they're facing my direction, if I want and hope of a good sleep. (Large dogs help with this.)

yeah that's gonna be a no from me

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

it’s my turn to draw a Pomni design

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

So I had to draw Remnan again

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

The funniest thing I ever did on tumblr dot com is send myself an anon ask apologizing for a previous anonymous ask that was being transphobic. I then publicly answered to say, thank you for doing the right thing and then I turned off anonymous asks. That was 7 years ago, and I just found this sitting in my inbox:

Imagine logging on and seeing that your mortal enemy has finally decided to admit the truth after 7 years but now you’re being clowned on by 10 thousand people

I can’t believe anon was right about me. We are BOTH trans now. We’ve come full circle.

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

I'VE BEEN RELEASED ON GOOD BEHAVIOR!!!

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

good ending