So. I've taken a liking to editing deer photos
This is my most liked post. The most liked post of Tumblr user piss-bread is a shitty edit they made of a deer in the Dashcon Ball Pit. What the hell.
there's always some bullshit happening on reddit
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
It’s monday
Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.
Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically
ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.
I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.
-Me when I’m a stewardess on a Boeing 727 flying from Portland to Seattle on November 24, 1971.
Brought to you by the same person who ordered the original 'congrats on the autism' cake (im marrying them, the biggest flex of my life), I now bring you the post-top surgery cake they ordered me
ALTthis is the official top surgery manifestation post. Like to charge, reblog to cast (or do neither and you will still get whichever gender affirming surgeries your heart desires, I am manifesting it for you free of charge 🏳️⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵✨️)
Guys this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week