if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
So difficult to withhold the eyeroll when people say things like, "My body was designed for this" wrt childbirth or whatever, because even if I accept the premise that our bodies were designed, I have to imagine mine was designed with the most basic function of breathing in mind, and yet I had childhood asthma and would have died without intervention so idk if I'm trusting my "designer" with something as physically traumatic and historically deadly as childbirth
people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING
be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.
I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar
It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :/"
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :D"
I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.
Why is it that whenever I search something on tumblr that’s a multiple word phrase half of the results that come up are like an anonymous ask to some blog saying “Can you write me a fanfiction about dom!yandere!catboy!Sans Undertale painting a nude portrait of f!reader who is 6′2″ and has major depressive disorder and can you include peeing and pooping and blunt force trauma and premarital sex” and then the blog responds with a gif with a weird filter on it and several paragraphs of writing about how Sans loves your female ass and wants to kill anyone who pees on you because he’s the only one who’s allowed to pee on you and the post has 500 notes and I have to see it because I typed “my little pony” in the search bar and it happens to have all 3 of those words in it
what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”
My Volo merch came :D
I got the lunchbox…
…and some keychains and pins!
They look so good in person! Now I have to reorganize my little RAE/ CEC collection area :D
classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me
spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy
