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Damned to Erupt like Wildfire

@plexippusangel

Brook J. Baxter. Troubadour. 28. Enjoy my digital hoard, beloved mutuals. Title quote from Temper by Beth Bachmann

Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.

The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.

The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.

I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.

I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.

Who was putting up all the caution tape around Canaan House. Was that a last minute addition pre-lyctoral trials or were the skeletons dutifully keeping track of which wings crossed the threshold from 'decrepit' to 'condemned'

Sixth House stepping in as self designated OSHA

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

btvs casting director: okay so this guy is going to be a major character in the show alright hes this vampire who was originally an Irish man named Liam. From Ireland. Where he grew up. In Ireland. btvs casting director: so crucially, we need to find an actor that CANNOT for the life of him do an Irish accent.

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

thoughts while watching Pride & Prejudice 2005:

  • Bingley’s hair could rival that of a member of One Direction
  • I suppose in a way he was the original Harry Styles
  • Mrs. Bennet WOULD sell her daughters to One Direction

I think it's good for kids to learn about the Romanovs and the Princes in the Tower young because children's stories are full of tales about how fun and cool it would be to have magic blood that gives you power over other people and it's important for children to really understand that if you actually have magic blood that allows you to control other people's lives they will absolutely try to remove it from your body and be reasonable in doing so. So, go to elementary school with your normal ass human blood and be happy about it.

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