i love taking REALLY hot showers.... like yes girl... let's evaporate...
The big wet puppy eyes my grandpa just gave me when I said I was making naan and he said “garlic naan ??” With barely concealed excitement . Needless to say I added so much garlic to the naan
Concept Art for Elizabeth’s X-ray Gown Frankenstein (2025) illus. Kate Hawley
haiku of despair
Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps
every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event
The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.
With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.
Articles written by neurotypicals will be like “ADHD children find the external motivation of the SAW traps is very effective. Here’s how to build SAW traps to maximize their productivity.”
beautiful sniffer
Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages
Pre-writing cryptic clues in my own blood on my front walk before going up on the roof to clean my rain gutters so that if I slip and fall, whoever finds my corpse will have a fun mystery to solve.
took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane
even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile





