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What would a fixed Scraptrap look like?

So many people interpret the gap in the middle of Scraptrap's face to be the start of his jaw. However on closer inspection we can see from the uneven nature of the gap that it's actually withering and that his real jaw is the lighter green part which is a seperate piece (like Toy Bonnie).

As we can see in the image above, Scraptrap's jaw is the lighter green part with the sharp teeth.

This means with the power of photoshop we can accurately put together what an unwithered Scraptrap would look like!

Hideous!

(Also here's a yellow variant to represent Spring Bonnie, use it as you please)

FunnyBunny Ramblings

The saga of my struggles with FunnyBunny continues on... And with Episode 7 looming over us, I feel the need to gather my thoughts about it before we're all destroyed next week. To start with...

The sheer popularity of the Pomni x Jax is incredibly baffling to me.

Like, I can sort of get the idea that the previous two episodes really kicked it into high gear thanks to how surprisingly well Pomni and Jax got along.

And, of course, the sadness when Jax harshly rejected Pomni's genuine offer of friendship.

By itself, the pairing is beautifully angsty and tragic, pretty up your alley if that's your thing.

Unfortunately, FunnyBunny is pretty tainted by a few overwhelming factors.

Point 1: Oversaturation

The pairing is so popular that even some of the marketing for Glitch has gotten in on it.

Even keeping in mind that there will be no canon romances in the show (aside from Kinger x Queenie), I've seen some fans get upset with Glitch pandering to the FunnyBunny crowd, thus betraying showrunner Gooseworx's original intents.

Meanwhile, within the fandom, it seems as though everyone is looking for an excuse to get in on FunnyBunny. Most notably Kittensneeze--she's created two FunnyBunny fan songs: A cover of Loser Baby from Hazbin Hotel (review later) A Little Bit Bad, featuring swapped Pomni (Pox) and Jax (Jammi), whom we can call Kittensneeze's own OCs.

This leads into the next section:

Point 2: OOC portrayals of the characters

As everyone rushes to make a bunch of their own FunnyBunny scenarios, they tend to discard the dynamics and characterizations present within the canon of the show. I am not one of them. In fact, I think some of these shippers are just outright disrespectful towards the canon writing in their FunnyBunny fever.

It's especially a problem for Jax, as he's probably the most popular character in the show as of right now.

Canon Jax is a mentally-unstable man who dehumanizes both himself and everyone else around him to cope with his captivity, and he'd rather enforce his shallow beliefs than form a sincere, positive connection with someone. Not boyfriend material.

The Jax portrayed in fanon tends to dumb him down into a generic "male tsundere" who just needs a little love from Pomni to let his walls down.

I'm a Jax fan myself, and I hate these portrayals because that's not Jax at all. Real Jax fans take him as he's portrayed in canon!

Pomni, the second half of the ship, also suffers from this problem. People portray her as obsessed with getting Jax to let down his walls, but the truth of the matter is that it's very regressive for her character development, thus turning her rather unlikeable as well. Why would Pomni ditch her true companions just to try and fix a guy who cruelly turned her down?

The blatant mischaracterization is partially rooted in an especially insufferable reason;

Point 3: Unjust hatred for Ragatha and RagaPom

This one is the sorest point for me, because I love Ragatha a lot. And occuring in tandem with the rise in FunnyBunny shippers, there came an onslaught of people who started unfairly bashing Ragatha just for being in opposition with Jax. As part of that OOC trend, those haters tend to portray Ragatha as a lot more evil and bitchy than in canon. The mischaracterization and hatred Ragatha gets also tends to seep into certain interpretations of RagaPom, wherein the canon bond between the two is frivolously accused of having "unfortunate implications", based off of small stuff like Ragatha accidentally treating Pomni like a child. As a matter of fact, I heard about an incident wherein someone was ratioed with a short video claiming that "Pomni doesn't like Ragatha".

It also taints Pomni by association--she cares for both Jax and Ragatha, despite her occassional frustrations with them both. It would be very out-of-character for her to ditch one in favor of the other.

And Ragatha isn't an "obstacle" for FunnyBunny--for all her frustrations with Jax, she feels partially responsible for his bad behavior and she was sympathetic when Pomni visibly expressed concern over him. If nothing else, Ragatha would try to support Pomni and Jax's bond, if not outright get involved in it herself.

Point 4: Hypocrisy

This mainly concerns how some FunnyBunny shippers view the other ships involving Pomni and Jax, respectively.

Calling RagaPom and FunnyGummy "boring"? Well, the stuff FunnyBunny turns into in fanon tends to be more whitebread and basic by comparison. And when it comes to RagaPom, it automatically gains a point of interest by virtue of being a wlw pairing that breaks away from heteronormativity, compared to FunnyBunny being a boy/girl pairing.

Calling pretty much every other Jax ship "toxic"? True, but it's not like FunnyBunny is clean and pure itself. It's still a ship involving Jax--as already mentioned above, he's not good boyfriend material in canon. And even if his interactions with Pomni were a lot more pleasant than with Ragatha, Gangle, and Zooble, he still self-sabotages and turns down Pomni without justification.

FunnyBunny hits a weird gray area on the "sliding scale of wholesome vs. toxic"--Gooseworx herself called the bond between the two "messy". And I think a lot of FunnyBunny fanworks fail to hit the mark when it comes to respecting the canon facts of this dynamic--this mostly goes for more canon-adjacent scenarios, since AUs tend to tweak characterizations and dynamics to fit the setting.

Point 5: Denial

This ties into points 2 and 4.

Listen, I know the argument in Episode 6 was tense and sad, but it's not like we can do anything to change that canon detail! And also, Jax is not a good person, he's so not ready for a "serious" relationship with anyone, least of all Pomni! (Not that it will stop him from being shipped, but still) Much more alarmingly, with these previews in the lead-up to the new episode coming out next week, there is a possibility that the bond between Pomni and Jax will be further sunk in the future. Kind of cynical, I know, but anything can happen in a show filled with uncertainty.

One last thing, that argument and the ending of Episode 6, where Jax and Pomni had a falling out while Pomni and Ragatha got to reconcile?

It's a pretty perfect parallel of how Episode 5 ended with Pomni and Jax getting along while the bond between Pomni and Ragatha seemed to be in jeopardy, right?

Considering how high-and-mighty some FunnyBunny shippers got after "Untitled", the ending of "They All Get Guns" can be taken as perfect karma for how arrogantly optimistic they got.

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To the FunnyBunny shippers who may be reading this, I apologize.

I know not all of you are dismissive and hateful towards Ragatha and the non-FunnyBunny ships.

At the end of the day, FunnyBunny isn't a bad pairing, and neither are the likes of RagaPom, BunnyDoll, and others. We all gravitate towards different things, and I'm sure that FunnyBunny tickled certain spots for it to gain favor among the fanbase.

However, the implications over the exact circumstances behind FunnyBunny's popularity, plus the toxic behavior certain fans partake in, is a big turn-off for me. I especially know quite a few fellow RagaPom and BunnyDoll shippers and Ragatha lovers who were turned away from FunnyBunny just because of how in-your-face it's gotten lately.

But again, this isn't an attack on the sane FunnyBunny fans. I also know at least one supporter who's expressed shame and insecurity over how toxic the shipping side of things have gotten.

As for my own thoughts on FunnyBunny, I can understand the appeal, but I am a little rigid in how I support it.

  1. Platonic only. Well, all the relationships in Digital Circus are gonna remain strictly platonic anyway, but platonic FunnyBunny tickles my fancy more than romantic FunnyBunny. There's something about a guy and a girl just being a pair of cool best friends, with no romantic feelings whatsoever between either of them, that makes their bond a lot more interesting, don't you think?
  2. FunnyBunnyDoll. I've already made an entire spiel about how I'm a strong Pomni x Ragatha x Jax truther, but even as it stands, I can't imagine a canon-adjacent FunnyBunny scenario where Ragatha doesn't factor into the equation somehow.
  3. This one's a secret... Stay tuned!~

I just felt the need to get all of this off my chest. Agree with me or don't, just don't start an argument in the notes.

No antis allowed!

Agreed

On the note of Jax not being characterised correctly in fanon; I feel like there is so much opportunity for Jax in AUs where everyone escapes the circus because it is a forceful removal of one of Jax's coping mechanisms: being in a computer.

Jax directly forces himself to believe that him and the other people in the circus have all become inhuman characters, so forcing him out of the circus should be a brilliant way to explore his character as it shatters his worldview completely.

Yet I haven't seen any fan art or fics exploring this. All of the ones I've seen just have instantly become a soft boy who tries to find the other circus members to apologise for being an asshole in the circus.

It's a real shame, maybe when years after the show ends we'll start seeing accurate depictions of the characters.

Someone once asked me if I liked gorillas and I was like "hell yeah" and then they asked what songs I like and I realised they were talking about the band not the animal and honestly to this day I still haven't listened to a single gorillas song

Just thought of a theory about Jax.

So in we know very little about Jax compared to everyone else in the circus, but I think I can predict his backstory and it all relies around family.

Most of the circus members don't mention having any family, besides Ragatha who didn't like their family and Kinger, who had their wife in the circus with them.

I think Jax had a massive family, and that losing them us why he doesn't talk about his past. It also explains his assholeness, as being similar to being an older sibling. That's why Jax is very closed off, he lost so much and doesn't want to loose so much again. There's even a chance ribbit is one of his brothers.

Also him being a rabbit could be symbolism for this as rabbits have large families

Chapter 30 of The Long Game

The Devil You Don't - Part 2

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
  • Chapters: 30/32
  • Fandom: Portal (Video Game)
  • Characters: GLaDOS, Chell, and Caroline
  • Relationship: Chell/GLaDOS
  • Chapter Length: 4,700 words ( 138,198 words total!)
[ID: A Portal fanfic banner titled "The Long Game" and "Chapter 30: The Devil You Don't - Part 2". In front of a dark background on the left, an android woman stares down at the viewer with a slight smile on her face. The eye on the left gleams bright yellow, while the right side is a smoking crater. The android's other eye hangs down by a thread of wire. The image is mirrored on the right side of the banner /end ID]

Overall Fic Description:

After nearly dying on the surface, Chell returns to Aperture. She reluctantly places her trust in GLaDOS, but GLaDOS is playing the long game.

Chapter banner art from @gladosisstillalesbian! Thanks to them for making this art a year or two ago behind-the-scenes and holding onto it until now. Excited to finally be able to share it!!

And if you're looking for even more TLG art that I've been blessed with from tons of talented artists, can be viewed on my blog under #tlg art!! I am very very excited to share this chapter with you all. This scene has been a driving force for me since 2020 and I wanted to be sure I could do it justice compared to the version that's been playing in my head for years. Thank you to @fuchsiamae and @gladosisstillalesbian for support on this chapter for literal years and helping me develop it to where it is today ♥

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