I’d be nothing without @plutoniumchemicals.

@plutoniumchemicals

mom im famous

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

"...stop looking at me that way"

"..sorry"

"......i can't stand being in this elevator"

"....I'm sorry"

we are the veelings (bottom middle vee is @calicodarling73 design)

does my gay little dance

@sliteyedslitthroat

Lmao 😂

“Surely the kitten doesn’t really say ‘meep.’”

“…”

“I stand corrected.”

"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot

this is even worse cuz i just realized that you'd literally be wearing a $3500 vr headset while your fucking cooking. this shit would be stupid even if it cost $35

briefly forgot Death Note was a thing and was wondering why I'd need to spend $3500 to know if my pasta was transphobic

Did you know trans girls are a lot like boats?

Boyn't

My oc should meet your oc, like a playdate

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

i know the actual truth behind why yatta REALLY got no holiday skin

More dandy's world stuff

Boo, look it's the circus troupe

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE, THEY'RE ALL COMPLETED WOOHOO

its you !