roll for shenanigans

tiktaalic:

tiktaalic:

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

Originally posted by odinsblog

rocketbirdie:

easy. lmao

stuffaboutminneapolis:

wut

(Source: facebook.com)

theslimeologist:

theslimeologist:

hey how many times do i have to report to google ads that i find the videos for some HP crossover with Monopoly GO to be Malicious. Until they stop SHOWING them to me?! At the bare. fucking. MINIMUM?!

thank you for what could be one of the funniest possible solutions here.

romancenjoyer:

romancenjoyer:

“the possibility of rejection is essential to forming deep relationships with people” - chanté joseph for british vogue

sokkas-first-fangirl:

What am I supposed to do while Ao3 is down? Work? Do you expect me to work?

jouster-ari:

senysti:

robobee:

does anyone want to do thisbwith me

had to draw them

allsadnshit:

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally “splurging” on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where’s all this money gonna come from

liberalsarecool:

The Arnie Palmer penis story was a humiliation test for MAGA. They waved the sex abuser of boys and effeminate orange bully in lifts/diaper straight on through. Dude’s theme is YMCA.

darklynoon:

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!