Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
i love when women are perverts, nothing is better than a disgustingly filthy minded beautiful woman
Every single Monster is a Mama's boy-
Starting with Neil who's voice of reason is Mary, reasoning that her heavy hand was the only way to keep him alive.
Andrew who endured sexual torture, multiple times, to stay with his foster mother Cass.
Aaron who mourns Tilda even though she was abusive, who loaded him with drugs and laughed at his dreams.
Nicky who got convinced to a family dinner by Maria even though she let him go to a conversion camp and didn't accept his sexuality.
And do I even have to say anything about Kevin whose only aim in life is dedicated to a sport, Kaleigh created?
So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.
being touch-starved or lonely makes me feel like a house cat discovering no one’s home. I’m rubbing my face along the bed sheets, following the sun’s slow crawl through the windows, curling up by the wall in time for the heater to kick on; keeping an ear out for the front door.
Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore
I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!
my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion
Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.
some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up
“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it
my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..
I have been thinking. about the creature





