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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

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codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

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mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

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haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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secrettranslittleboy

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

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slavefoxie

Not even risking not doing this lol

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southsidesserpent

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

Yes madam zeroni

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Reading the Kybalion: Chapter IV ("The All")

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Reading the Kybalion: Chapter III ("Mental Transmutation")

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Reading the Kybalion: Chapter II ("The Seven Hermetic Principles")

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Reading the Kybalion: Title Page, Introduction, Chapter I ("The Hermetic Philosophy")

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Reading the Kybalion: Prologue, History, Overview, and Perceptions

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Reading the Hermetica: the Sacred Book of Hermēs Trismegistos to Asklēpios

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