The next time ur abt to rb heated rivalry posts think abt ur poor lesbian mutuals shivering all alone in the rain inside a cardboard box who could not give less of a fuck abt those men
can’t stop thinking about carol sturka and how she wants to be liked and she craves human connection but something about her seems to drive people away. thinking about how it seemed helen was the only person in the world she was close to (otherwise the hive wouldve sent her somebody she knew). thinking about when she was high and wearing the cat hat and whispered “i’m not that bad”
I feel like pluribus' storytelling is so insanely effective and memorable bc it evokes some of the most disturbing and primordial human fears (your writing isn't actually that good and people are just humoring you, everyone but you is in a groupchat together and you're not invited)
And on a similar note I watched Pluribus and I NEED to say I would NOT be built any different. I simply wouldn't. I would fall in love with the eldritch hivemind liaison sent to seduce me and I would fall SO fucking hard. It would be instantly. I wouldn't even question it. It would see my porn and hentai history and it would send the hottest woman alive with the fattest tits and cock and it would be so so sooooo fucking over for me.
mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo
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obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

mcu steve, his head in his hands: tony and i had another argument 616 steve: did he try to erase your memory ults steve: did you call him a homophobic slur 3490 steve: did you put the jam in the wrong cupboard aa steve: have you tried picking him a flower? i bet that would help
big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy
most diabolical part about the pluribus finale is when carol was asking zosia if she had a partner before the joining and they both used gender neutral pronouns for the entire conversation because carol couldn’t bring herself to acknowledge that zosia might not have been into women…… like that was crazy. best show ever made
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Best characterisation of tony I’ve read in fic was the one where Steve is like why are you always sleeping with people who want to kill you your judgement is terrible. Sleep with me instead. And tony is like oh wow okay yes. And then later he’s like Steve as much as I love this I miss dates and romance and lovey dovey stuff:(:(:(
bless his little romantic soul.
this sounds like a little more stupid, a little more scared, every minute more unprepared by @xwinterdreamsx
which is EXCELLENT.
YES YES THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I love this fic so much omg
Best characterisation of tony I’ve read in fic was the one where Steve is like why are you always sleeping with people who want to kill you your judgement is terrible. Sleep with me instead. And tony is like oh wow okay yes. And then later he’s like Steve as much as I love this I miss dates and romance and lovey dovey stuff:(:(:(
bless his little romantic soul.






