My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

*hides benign thing I was looking at on the computer when someone enters the room as if it were something nefarious or inappropriate*

Learning to draw my children;;;;;;;

Holding them gently…… especially mold dough

You could probably impersonate an expert on any random field just by reading up enough about one extremely specific and narrow area of the subject to learn it by heart, and then decide that you hate it passionately. Nobody will question your expertise on ornithology after you demonstrate how long you can rant on about the incorrect classifications of Madeira kinglets.

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction

throwback from the tiktok ban

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

mutuals i'm coming over to be annoying and meow loudly

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

We don't need to raise this one because it can read novels.

Fucked up group of individuals on the loose BEWARE THEY ARE SICK AND TWISTED!

Exploring the newest flavor of shadowvanilla via "I'm not sure if I like the hair length"

No but genuinely that ponytail sketch I posted almost had 'he needs a handle' as the first tag

Congratulation!

Our new winner for the "THE BIGGEST CAKE IN CRK"

One step closer to making these idiots canon together, I'm estatic-

Ancient Guards, my beloveds.

i havent read the new dominion of the beast

CRK DOMINION OF THE BEASTS SPOILERS (kinda)

CW FOR SOME BLOOD/JAM

“Let’s go and show that old liar what happens when you try to fool everyone!!”

starting a collection