I am a higher dimension life form.I am a complex space timeevent.
also truly insane work from miss ariana grande to perfectly enunciate every single line in every single song over the course of two whole movies only to then drop her voice and kinda mumble through “he loves her so” in a way that makes it seem like she might possibly be saying She. as usual yuriana was operating at previously unexplored levels of lesbian glinda truther-ism. she built movie glinda’s lesbianism brick by yellow brick.
can we PLEASE normalize bisexual women with warm brown eyes and big bouncy titties and a fat ass and juicy pussy
blue eyes* 🥹
not on this post white devil
the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)
what happens to you
i am so dead
i need to go to the hospital
maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end
i’m totally fine
i’m totally fine and i’m happy
my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it
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See Resultsassume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life
Quite frankly if a cis woman wants he/him pronouns a. Good for him and b. So much the better for everyone else. Enough biological linguistics, everyone needs to get a little weird with it
not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone
me: ok ok sorry, i promise i’ll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen
me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?
ur clothes size doesnt say anything. like it doesnt say anything abt u as a person but it also especially doesnt say anything about what size your clothes are
please stop writing “viscous” when you mean “vicious”, it produces the weirdest mental images ever
“a viscous murder” yeah i don’t want to know what that could look like
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
Yeah
tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don’t come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town’s most notorious racist.
When your pants tear, where do they usually give?
at the butt seam
at the knees
at the fastener (zipper, button, the elastic, whatever keeps the pants up)
somewhere else, please elaborate in the tags
I don’t wear pants until they tear
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