Cat atsushi gives me the biggest serotonin, mpreg to, so Dazatsu fanfic idea.
Dazai and Atsushi have feelings for each other, they get drunk and sleep with each other. Dazai is super emotionally constipated to say something and atsushi doesn't remember who he slept with, which dazai doesn't know. He just thinks that both are pretending to forget about it.
Of course Atsushi gets 'sick' it starts with nausea, feeling more hungry the usual. He of course hides this. People around them notice of course, and Dazai thinks it's his fault and that atsushi is depressed or maybe he took advantage of atsushi.
Atsushi starts to subconsciously realise he is pregnant through dreams that byakko show him. Feeling baffled he thinks he is crazy he buys a pregnancy test which says he is pregnant. Now a normal person would think they have cancer, but atsushi doesn't have such medical knowledge. Also he has byakko why would he get sick. And starts to panic that he is pregnant with a strangers kid.
He doesn't tell anyone, after all isn't he disgusting? He is a man and he got pregnant out of wedlock! Back at the orphanage they would have him beaten for this. And of course how can he become a parent? He doesn't even know half the time how to take care of himself! He worries all night and is the next days in a daze and wonders how life would be with a child. He always looks at people with children and how the parents act around him, he started imitating them with Kyoka and kenji accidentally.
Till one day the tiger tells him to run away, not forever just till the baby is born, and atsushi considers it, and after some research he finds out there is such thing as maternity leave and has the misunderstanding that's just smt everyone does. After all it has a name, does he tell anyone? Of course not, at the start of the month he buys some essentials, leaves the rest of his paycheck with a note that he will be back, that he is on a personal mission and goes out into the world.
He leaves yokohama and arrives at a nearby village where he gets hired at a convenient store, and disguises himself as a women. So he wouldn't be found, the first 2 months were normal, then his chest started swelling and he began to show, people started think he is a women disguised as a man and helped him out a lot. Which benefited him in the end.
Then when he felt it was time to go into labor he instinctually went into the mountains, it was coincidentally fullmoon so he turned into the tiger and ate his fill in wild animals but turned back into a human for the birth.
He gave birth to a very cutest daughter ever, with the cutest mahogany eyes that reminded him of someone. He decided to name her after his favourite flowers, Sumire.
He now given birth and it was time to return home, he couldn't wait to introduce his baby to kyoka, he is excited to meet everyone again, even wondering if dazai would be his daughters godfather. He should ask Lucy as the godmother and made his way home.
And the next chapter would be dazais pov.
Just imagine Atsushi showing up at the ada's door with a baby after being missing in action for like 3 months being all like "I'm a dad now :D" with no farther explanation.
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Cat atsushi gives me the biggest serotonin, mpreg to, so Dazatsu fanfic idea.
Dazai and Atsushi have feelings for each other, they get drunk and sleep with each other. Dazai is super emotionally constipated to say something and atsushi doesn't remember who he slept with, which dazai doesn't know. He just thinks that both are pretending to forget about it.
Of course Atsushi gets 'sick' it starts with nausea, feeling more hungry the usual. He of course hides this. People around them notice of course, and Dazai thinks it's his fault and that atsushi is depressed or maybe he took advantage of atsushi.
Atsushi starts to subconsciously realise he is pregnant through dreams that byakko show him. Feeling baffled he thinks he is crazy he buys a pregnancy test which says he is pregnant. Now a normal person would think they have cancer, but atsushi doesn't have such medical knowledge. Also he has byakko why would he get sick. And starts to panic that he is pregnant with a strangers kid.
He doesn't tell anyone, after all isn't he disgusting? He is a man and he got pregnant out of wedlock! Back at the orphanage they would have him beaten for this. And of course how can he become a parent? He doesn't even know half the time how to take care of himself! He worries all night and is the next days in a daze and wonders how life would be with a child. He always looks at people with children and how the parents act around him, he started imitating them with Kyoka and kenji accidentally.
Till one day the tiger tells him to run away, not forever just till the baby is born, and atsushi considers it, and after some research he finds out there is such thing as maternity leave and has the misunderstanding that's just smt everyone does. After all it has a name, does he tell anyone? Of course not, at the start of the month he buys some essentials, leaves the rest of his paycheck with a note that he will be back, that he is on a personal mission and goes out into the world.
He leaves yokohama and arrives at a nearby village where he gets hired at a convenient store, and disguises himself as a women. So he wouldn't be found, the first 2 months were normal, then his chest started swelling and he began to show, people started think he is a women disguised as a man and helped him out a lot. Which benefited him in the end.
Then when he felt it was time to go into labor he instinctually went into the mountains, it was coincidentally fullmoon so he turned into the tiger and ate his fill in wild animals but turned back into a human for the birth.
He gave birth to a very cutest daughter ever, with the cutest mahogany eyes that reminded him of someone. He decided to name her after his favourite flowers, Sumire.
He now given birth and it was time to return home, he couldn't wait to introduce his baby to kyoka, he is excited to meet everyone again, even wondering if dazai would be his daughters godfather. He should ask Lucy as the godmother and made his way home.
And the next chapter would be dazais pov.
Dazai: Hey, Atsushi-kun if your ability were a girl?
Dazai: Doesn’t that mean you are 50% a girl and 50% a boy?
Atsushi: Dazai-san that's not how it works-
Dazai: So it mean I can make you pregnant, huh?
Atsushi:
Kunikida: Can I leave this world?
Even if that was how it worked the female half would only be while the ability is active so Dazai still wouldn't be able to get Atsushi pregnant.
At least not directly
Ghost au
My brain finally decided to have Robert attacked to the pulse.
Been plying with the idea of the suit just bliwung up in the wearhouse, killing most of Shrouds men and Robert in the process. And then most of the wearhouse(n the suit fallin into the river).
Dont know shit about that river but imma say its Mal n Sonar are enjoying a cool your head off walk either after a bar fight or she walking his ass home after a bender. And Mal can see a figure sitting on the rails looking over the river(thinking it might be a jumper she investigates) leading her to meet Ghost!Robert whos bound to the pulse unknowns so far. They chat sonar throws up, and Mal gives some ghost moving on advice. Then Mal n Sonar leave, sonar high/drunk/crossfaded remembers very little and Mal knows so many ghosts how was he suppose to she was talking to Mecha Man.
I imagine its during a dispatch to a supposive haunted location shes like "oh yeah defo not haunted but the river frount is full of ghost. Saw Mecha Man there while walkin home last month" So begins the potential ghost hunt for Robert.
Guess the twist is that they dont physically have Robert but they have the pulse. So technically they have Robert,but its the problem of can plug in thr pulse into anything other then the suit. So most communication goes thru Mal until someone brings up shitty ghost hunting equipment and Royd is like "na, i do that shit betta bro"
I also imagine the rebuilding of the suit 4 Robert to pilot. But dont know how to get to Shroud using the pulse n seeing Robert.
My brain finally
decided to have Robert
attacked to the pulse.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
after hours
Coexisting With The Fair Folk Who Have Taken Up Residence In/Around/Beneath Your University: A How-To Guide
See more of my comics here, and my art here!
Whole bunch of lore/things I couldn’t fit/everything I love about the overlap in superstition and General College Weirdness below the cut-
naming my things
guava
grapeberry
blueberrie
raspberry (blue)
skyberry
lime fella
bana na
orangeberry
⬆️ that one's Stawberry
A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.
You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.
Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?
Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.
Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.
Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.
But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD
could have mochi for dessert
At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner
You can't just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD