we need to talk about abby going to the bar, getting a lil tipsy, meeting a hot scorpio, bonding with her, having the best sex of her life, realizing she might be a little gayer than previously anticipated?, oh shit tanner tripped and hit the corner of the table, have to go to the er, hi honey, pause why is the hot lesbian here, what do you mean she's your mortal nemesis
kofi rq of my besties 🛫
the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous
been reading my 60+ year old parents everyones posts about the rapture and the tylenol autism situation and they’ve genuinely laughed at nearly every single one if we work fast enough maybe we can still save the boomers
OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE
damn remembering people who hurt you is like. every day with you felt like the best day of my life and no one has ever made me laugh more often or as hard. and every day you made me feel like a better smarter more competent person. and also you were really truly my best friend and better half but I also never wish to see you again nor speak to you nor even wish you well, I just wish you nothing. literally full neutrality. i wish you plain white bread and nothing but salted fish, because that’s kind of all i can muster. all the anger and the sadness and the love and the hurt and the joy and the pain and the whatever just kind of becomes one thing. like when you add too many colors and then it becomes brown. but i still thought about dropping off a grad gift at your house and your aunt asking you where it came from and you lying to her because it’s so obvious it’s from me but only to you it’s obvious so you have to come up with some bullshit to save face. and also i still think about flipping an egg at your stove when my mom told me she almost died, and you didn’t really say anything. you basically said nothing, which I didn’t understand. I also still have your address saved in a hot bar in my phone. i still have dreams about you and always wake up with some piece of broken hope in my hand, and i have to reorient myself to a reality where you left. so i also kinda hate you. and also my mom hates you too, which feels kind of awesome. I also wish I could’ve left you sitting there at that diner instead. I wonder what you did today. I guess I’ll just go to sleep now though
If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD
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you! tumblr user!
can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence
Making my tits a linkedin account
'wanting is something you'd like'
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now body. why are we getting nerve pain where my drains were a full year after i got top surgery. i don’t think that’s very nice body. can you let go of the nerves now
I wouldn’t even notice the rapture with all the shit I got going on