ITS NOT HOPELESS ITS JUST JANUARY.
fruit nails🍎🫐🍑🥭🍇🍓🍅
nick splat e-cards
What do we do now? I don't know.
A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?
DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM
it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER
Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post
Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post
Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....
I can't live without you.
Blue collection by Daniel Romero
