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  • Hansa's questions were thus:

    "Lord, how must I question space?"

    "With an age, a maid may clean a princess's estate five million times," spoke YISUN.

    "Lord, how then may I question time?"

    "A princess's folly of a moment takes a maid a week to clean up after." YISUN spoke and smiled in the 4th way.

    Hansa was discontent with this answer and rubbed the handle of his long and worn broom which he always kept with him and would eventually lead to his annihilation. Since he was royalty, he knew this, and kept it close to him as a reminder of his circular death.

    "Lord, then which should I be, the princess or the maid?"

    "Both," spoke YISUN, "or either, when it suits you. Destroy the grand enemy called 'I'."

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  • hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

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  • seven catgirls came to her one night and each one gave to the egg new motions that could be achieved by certain movements of the bones. these are called the Barons of Meow Like This. then an eighth catgirl came, and she was a Demiprince, called Nya-Nuit-Hen, or the Multiplier of Catgirls Known

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  • if i was a white woman who lived in a big single family house that i owned id love to get really paranoid and drop wine glasses at the slightest noise, and pick up a kitchen knife all shaky while my home security i pay $125 a month for goes off because my shit ass kid forget to enter the passcode for the THIRD time this month TANNER!!!! youre making mommys nerves shot to hell! And then i drink my third glass of white wine

  • id also love to make tanner sweep up the broken glass and then when he misses huge chunks under the toekick id step on them and have a huge screaming meltdown and then my husband shows up and touches my foot but not with the tenderness that made me fall in love with him i feel his callouses and its not charming its horrible god its horrible and i silently sob for the rest of the night

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