2016 was mostly about saying things like “Bird up!” and “Legalize ranch” to people. it sounds strange but it’s what we did. 2016 was largely about guys wearing t shirts that said “Have a sad cum bb”. 2016 was about reaching out and trying to make a difference
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
I hate when girls who really wanna fuck men do their makeup so they look like overwatch cause men dont even wanna fuck women no more they only wanna fuck overwatch
Hey um quick question have you had sex
No because I’m an ugly smelly obese fat bald mixed race hairy moron woman with bad breath and a tooth gap and I’m really evil too and I hate penis and I hate vagina and I’m catholic and I waz lowkey attacked as a child so if I ever have sex I’m gona throw up and kill myself and others and also I’m broke as hell and really inconsiderate of others and cruel and unfunny and lame and I abuse animals and I gott a hunchback like an igor and two drastically different feeet sizes like whitey from 8 krazy nights, and my toenails are all pointy and ragged and I got a horroble foot fungus and diabetes and high blood pressure But I will be able to have Sex soon if they add an overwatch character who matches my description to a T and I can purchase and wear cheap scratchy ugly unironed bathing suit with creases in it designed off their outfit off amazon, and give myself big ass stupid eyes and blush and fake freckles and always be crossing my eyes and sticking my hairy white unbrushed cigarette tongue out ahegao style!
The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???
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