I am worthless to one but priceless to two

iphigeniacomplex:

half of the writers room for gotham (2014-2019) was fully convinced it was a gritty hypermasculine cable cop show and the other half believed they were writing a batman 1966 spiritual successor for the dark cabaret crowd and all of them had conflicting fetishes and every episode was called something like i brought you my bullets you brought me your love and jada pinkett smith had the ghosts of several silver screen divas within her wrestling for control of her performance at all times and they always set aside some time for the penguin serve segment, where robin lord taylor as oswald cobblepot would appear onscreen with his slicked down spiky bangs and cunt it up in ways that the world hadn’t seen since edmund said now gods stand up for bastards in the very first performance of king lear. and nobody involved had ever seen a tv show before so it can’t be judged within those terms.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 10 YEARS AGO?!?!

valeskajeremiah:

Ed + adjusting his glasses

cmssmith:

Ed & Oswald | Season 5

edwardnashtons:

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

captainchilly:

Edward Nygma + Oh dear, Oh my, and Oh crud

edwardnashtons:

Jim: hey Oswald, uh… where did you land?

Oz: none of your business. i’m keeping it

Jim: you can’t keep the——why do you even want it?

Oz: i don’t know…

Oz: just feels right

Wow, next week’s episode looks great!

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oswallds:
“why is this the only quote on gotham’s imdb page
”
And it’s wrong… It should be
GEEE. CEEE. PEEE. DEEE!!!

oswallds:

why is this the only quote on gotham’s imdb page

And it’s wrong… It should be

GEEE. CEEE. PEEE. DEEE!!!