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whineandcheese24:

shamebats:

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they’re dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i’m 19 he’s 18 and the woman at the door didn’t want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i’m still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy’s hand while they play video games. kids aren’t just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we’re addicted to our phones because there’s nothing else to fucking do

I’m sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don’t have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

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lesbiassoon:

musashi:

redpandarascal:

zevveli:

soapdispensersalesman:

There was a website called StumbleUpon. You clicked a button and you'd get redirected to some random website on the Internet ran by some random person about some random thing or community. https://t.co/6hoZA5hs4g  — SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) July 8, 2023ALT

I can’t stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 ½, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 ½ were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - “Press the Bored Button and be bored no more.”

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - “Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet” (not really a rebrand, it’s a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - “These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you).”

Marginalia - “This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren’t aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed.”

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partlyironic:

A YouTube comment that reads, "You really can't zone out during a Chris Fleming joke or else you will drown"ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "This cured my mental illness and then gave me another, slightly different, mental illness Thanks Chris!"ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "Chris is looking more and more like a villain from The Powerpuff Girls everyday"ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "The only human who can actually communicate via the medium of legs."ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "Chris flemmings is like if you took robin williams and powerwashed gender off of him."ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "Chris has the fashion sense of a middle aged woman going to An Event with her ladies". It has been hearted by Chris Fleming.ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "I used to think he was really weird but now understand that everything's really weird and he's the only person who can explain it."ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "There he goes again. Uttering words in an unprecedented order".ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "I can always count on you for the most disjointed, asymmetric, spine chilling, religious experiences on this god forsaken platform, Godspeed friend".ALT
YouTube comment that reads, "Lol i just realized you are the same guy who did stand up at my cousin's bridal shower like 15 years ago. ... now you're famous!! Goodjobbbb". It has been hearted by Chris Fleming.ALT

some of my favourite comments as seen on chris fleming’s youtube recently

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backpackfullofplums:

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In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

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marmoladon:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

fireache:

hotvampireadjacent:

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Guy in red is an artist ai guy is not

I just want to point out that the guy ate a bunch of images, chewed them out, and spat out an unrecognizable slop - literally what ai models do.

This is poetry to me and whatever the goal of original art piece was it is now elevated to heavens.

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socialistexan:

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Liberals, if you force this man on us then I will only pray for the end of the party and replacement with something actually useful.

He wants to be a Republican so badly. Like, he’s the worst of all worlds. He’s trying to play this Bill Clinton strategy, except Willie was the governor of Arkansas not pinko commie California. He’s going to alienate the left with his right-wing views on economics, trans rights, immigration, and now occupied Palestine while also having the reputation of being the king of all the loony liberals in California to the NewsMax-brained half of the voting public meaning they will never vote for him no matter how far right he moves (see Harris, Kamala)

He has no base, he offers no policies, and has nothing but a conventionally attractive face and raw ambition you can see from space. That’s a recipe for a blowout for Vance in 2028.

kllypso-lemonade:

Working on a new batch of ghoul designs which will definitely take some time to complete, so I’ve decided to share one of ‘em early! Here is Aether! Who’s had a major transformation. I want to keep the cat theme going on; however, for the inspiration behind his design, I went with a striped hyena. While hyenas are not felines, they do share a common ancestor!


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teathattast:

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iambad:

iambad:

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

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1introvertedsage:

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lover-of-mine:

I just wanted to say that sometimes the word you’re looking for is just ✨lying✨. You’re allowed to be upset that someone just plain old lied to you. You don’t have to call it gaslighting or manipulation or whatever the fuck, just call it lying and that’s enough. It was a ✨lie✨. Not everyone is an evil genius playing mind games, sometimes they’re an asshole lying to you.

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op-la:

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this was the first sketch for this piece, i didn’t like it much initially but i cleaned it up a bit and i think i like it more now :p

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pragnificent:

violetutterances:

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

There’s this YouTube channel where all they do is buy new vehicles and do everything you can imagine to fuck them up (not just off-roading or pulling loads, stuff like slamming the doors incredibly hard and pulling on the fixtures to see what happens) and the video they did on the cybertruck was hilarious because that thing came apart like it was made of wet cardboard.

Whistlin Diesel appears to be the name of the YouTube channel in question.

violetutterances:

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

There’s this YouTube channel where all they do is buy new vehicles and do everything you can imagine to fuck them up (not just off-roading or pulling loads, stuff like slamming the doors incredibly hard and pulling on the fixtures to see what happens) and the video they did on the cybertruck was hilarious because that thing came apart like it was made of wet cardboard.

(via space-kase)

the-official-ceo:

I don’t care if they’re the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say “Avatar” and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he’ll never have the streets.

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