Sidequest: Teach Me a Lesson
Link without Zelda = Hateno Villagers: Who is this random guy?
Link, with Zelda = Hateno Villagers: Link, Zelda’s random guy!?
Perry the Platypus type shit. I literally own a house here. In the text Link goes everywhere with Zelda, how did y’all forget I exist lmao. Maybe Link looks like such crap after the whole gloom poisoning zonai arm thing they don’t recognize him or something idk. Poor guy lol
The whole school and teaching plot line is so cute though. I love it so much
Metas of Gotham to the action!
Fan-art for @spookycreeture and their fic "Three Boys, Their Heroes, and a City Called Gotham" !! Go read it 🫵
(I made Cat scarier than was needed, oops)
Some close ups and w/o lighting under the cut.
"Peter gets snapped to the DC universe" "Peter gets isekai'd to the DC universe" blah blah blah BORING, give me freshly revived Jason Todd isekai'd to the marvel universe (not specifically the MCU). This poor, traumatized, paranoid boy accidentally terrorizing criminals and scaring the general public. His mind is fractured, caught between his passion of what was once being Robin and helping people and the overwhelming anger and trauma of dying then being brought back to life.
His nightly appearances have other New York vigilantes like worried about a young man beating the shit out of common criminals (Classic batfamily move: Brain Damage and outrageous hospital bills) (punisher finds this hilarious, he'd never admit it though). There's a lot of rumors and theories about this aggressive nighttime ass beater, about whether or not it's a mutant, or a new vigilante, a possible antihero, JJJ post an article about how he thinks it's just spider-man
One night Peters talking to Miles about it and how they need to find this guy before it turns from maiming criminals to hurting civilians, and Miles recognizes the guy from the vague description and he's just like "Oh you mean Jason" and Peter's like "Who???" Then Miles just lore dumps on Peter how he regularly finds Jason on random parts of the city while he's patrolling and sometimes buys bro a sandwich and a drink. They're pretty friendly even when Jason doesn't talk much, Miles tries to redirect Jason towards shelters or F.E.A.S.T but knows that sometimes bro won't listen and go out to beat ass. So Miles just kinda supervises his ass beatings to make sure he doesn't go to far
They are besties🫶🏽
Marvel x DC Prompt: Spiderman & Signal, the Metas of Gotham
Premise:
No one remembers Peter Parker. Not MJ. Not May. Not the Avengers. Not even his universe. The spell worked too well. Some cosmic hiccup tossed him through the multiverse, and he wakes up alone in Gotham—unregistered, undocumented, and unknown.
He sleeps in the attic of the Gotham Public Library, files for a scholarship to Gotham Academy under a fake name, and quietly starts to starve because his metabolism is still Spider-tier and Gotham doesn’t exactly hand out friendly neighborhood mutant-level meal plans.
But Peter’s still Peter. He doesn’t give up. Gotham’s terrifying, but it still needs help.
So he becomes a Daylight Hero.
He helps old ladies cross the street. Gets cats out of trees. Walks kids home from school. Stops purse snatchers. Prevents traffic accidents. Keeps pigeons from stealing sandwiches. People start whispering about the "Spider-Guy" who only comes out in the day—bright, bouncy, absurdly polite, and very confused about Gotham’s local cryptids.
He tries to avoid Bat-territory, but sometimes trouble doesn’t wait for nightfall.
That’s how he meets Signal.
I’ve been holding this in for a while but I think now is the time to let it out. As much as I love the idea of Spider-Man in Gotham and adopted by The Bats, the idea of Peter lost in Metropolis and adopted my Clark and the daily planet gang appealed to me so much more. With the new Superman movie out I feel validated with this idea. Like imagine Spider-Man with this Superman!!!! You can’t tell me Clark wouldn’t feel some sort of responsibility for Peter. You cant tell me that he wouldn’t see himself in Peter. On top of that Peter would fit in with the daily planet gang as photographer too!! Him and Jimmy would be so funny together 🥺. Anyway I can’t stop thinking about the Superman movie.
I am craving a Peter Parker in Metropolis fic. I need Peter Parker working for the Daily Planet. I need him managing to get pictures of the Supers (Kara, Kon, Clark) with a camera everyone knows shouldn't be able to get such good quality photos of the Supers so high up in the air. I need him making fun of Lex Luthor. I need him and Kon being friends. I need him hunting down Hawkgirl and bombarding her with questions about how her wings work (Kendra is a Metropolis based hero, right? If she's not, all her fans deserve to beat me up with a comically sized mace) because, in his horrifically science obsessed opinion, those shouldn't really work. I need him meeting Clark and Kara and immediately clocking them as Superman and Supergirl/woman (if Marvel's Sue Storm can become Invisible Woman instead of Invisible Girl so can Kara and I will die on this hill) because they have zero disguise aside from the Clark Kent Effect and therefore making him realise that Superboy is Jon Kent (even funnier if you don't make him realize Kon-El and Conner Kent/Luthor are the same person). And I know, I know, write the fics you wanna see, but, uh, I'm working on like 8 fics at once rn. I do not need to add to my workload...
Getting through the more boring/ stressful parts of my journalism internship by periodically telling myself “omg Clark Kent probably had to do something exactly like this” and imagining my little guys in my job.
Billy Batson has to do lunch runs, Peter Parker gets yelled at by security for taking legal photos of buildings, Clark Kent has to read an 800 page report by the most insufferable evil men talking about how climate change isn’t real
They’re literally me. Imma be Lois Lane.







