Live and die by the flag

live and die by the fag

No, dont die for the flag, do so much more.

Kill, kill and live

I am NOT a knight I am the PRETTIEST princess in the world and I KILL knights

i bet that crows and ravens and such would fucking love piercings

i'm not sure what they'd pierce but it still stands

you're a genius

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Oh you know he said roo roo roo roo

sugie

Ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-vee Ee-vee EEVEE

my mom is currently wearing a hardhat whilst baking

you never know

u never know

happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

Heres a picture btw