fuckyoudilbert:

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fantastic submission

(via charl0ttan)

help my professor is nice and one of those sociable ones but she’s like If u need accommodations see me after class…but now she’s discussing w other students and i don’t want to Announce that i need accommodations for being a dummy developmentally disabled

everyones sitting on the other side of the room from me are my vibes that rancid. do i smell like a turd

T minus 20 minutes. Engage pre-semester protocol. Deploy queasiness.

thelocalhoneysselftitled:

thelocalhoneysselftitled:

hey! i’m broke as shit.

i’ve been missing work due to the holidays, software updates where i couldn’t work, a migraine, and now either being sick or having a flareup. i don’t have PTO or holiday pay. my last two paychecks were $120 and $200, and my next one will probably be $400-$500. not great. please help if you can.

pp: inyrrents

ven: theodeckers

cash: $kafkavpraha

wound up going to work today but still dirt poor, so

also im so sweaty icky disgusting like a hog. it’s cold out so the buildings overcompensate and blast the heat but that means im schweatinggg. a jacket is good cause i can take it off for temperature control, but a lady only has so many pairs of tear-away pants, yknow?

dollfrombloodborneyuri:

the greedy friendpig: hey can we hang out today

(via velvetys)

forgot that the university consolidated the film, theater and media arts departments into one building and that i’d have to wait in the hallway full of loud annoying theater people. which is what i’d be if i was outgoing but i’m NOT i love staying inside and being quiet so i’m a writer

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

So make Tumblr posts about Purity Culture are just boomer Facebook posts about Cancel Culture but with the words slightly changed. It’s like the same boogyman

They’re all like “The left antis are trying to censor us with cancel purity culture by not liking it when we tell sexist jokes write incest fanfiction. We need free speech!!! God bless America Archive of Our Own!!!”

(via vomitkommando666)

lets get freaky get kinky lets make this bed get stinky

first day of school HASHTAG NERVOUS