“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone
it all reblogs to nothing…. it all comes [tumblr]ing down [tumblr]ing down [tumblr]ing down……
heard staff has been acting up again
a reminder that i dont use this blog anymore but like, DM me for my discord in case i get nuked
cheryl-is-a-flower asked:
I just wanna say you're one of the 2 blogs that cracked my egg and I will be forever grateful for that.
good luck on whatever social media you use next :)
waaa thank you so much, i hope transition treats you well
ace-disgrace-on-the-case asked:
Don’t think we knew each other that long but I think you’re cool. Wishing you well! ^w^
thank you :3
btw i don’t think i’m going to be on tumblr that much any more, at least on this blog.
mutuals & mutuals-in-law you can DM me for my other contact info & social media (admittedly there’s not much lmao) and even if you’re not a mutual/mutual-in-law i might let you if i think you’re cool enough
(i’m not deleting don’t worry)
i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve
i go to the ytp tennis bar and order the usu. the usuasusual. bart- orders the Snoopingas. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of bart-. i pick it up (hey!), and set it back down, and i pick it up, and set it back down, and i raise it-and set it back down, all of this while pea-ing and gradually accelerating until i have finished. *cartoon splat sfx* i repeatedly drink bart-s drink until bart- sets me on FIRE!! *crackling* my favorite waaw to spend a frirfday evenineve. …veve.
y y y i go to the ytp siis bar? *long pause* to order the bartender to set me on FIRE!! The bartender iS Snoop *snoop dog smoke weed song distorted* i pick the PINGAS up (hey!), and set it on FIRE!! *tf2 pyro happy noises* llAll of this while bartender Snoop gradually accelerating and ♪it's the wall, hit the wall!♪ *cartoon splat sfx 3 times, last paulstretched* waw waw waaaw way to drink aT the ytp siis bar on a friirf evenev lAl
the ytp bar
