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happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???

the problem with people praising how fast you can read things as a kid is that as an adult you retain that hyper-fast reading speed, only for its only actual application to still just be making other people go “wow you read so fast!”

I saw a post where someone said they unfollowed me out of rage because I reblogged a horse photo where the caption misidentified the colour of the horse, and honestly, yeah, I get it. deserved.

i tend to follow my heart rather than a recipe when I'm cooking but unfortunately that means sometimes I make a cheese sauce so good it blows my tits clean off and I have no idea what quantities of anything went in there

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

starting a collection

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

resist the urge to self-isolate, girl. people want you around. people don't think you're faulty. you're allowed to be wrong and make mistakes and missteps and people won't reject you for it. don't self-isolate. nobody in your life wants you to self-isolate. don't do it.

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

Numbers?? I'll leave that wacky shit up to bigwigs in Harvard

when i was like 15 and my dad was helping me memorize the periodic table for chem, he told me to remember tungsten because "tungsten lights go wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and i'll be honest i have forgotten 90% of the periodic table beyond the most basic elements but god damn if i haven't forgotten that tungsten lights go wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.