pseudomonaslisa:

jeans with the carhartt logo except they say carlmarx

this was wasted on u fguys

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

can you lie on your character sheet if it’s funny

yes hello this is my character his name is…. Farmer Peasant…. his background is he is…. a peasant…. he HATES the tyrannical boy king, the concept of nephews, and sleeping on the ground. He was forced to flee his… village… after a failed attempt to lead a… people’s uprising against the wicked king. Now he travels with his faithful… farmhand… seeking some sort of magical relic that might allow him to restore… justice… once and for all… very painful justice…

his skills include

• a full set of strong beautiful teeth
• identifying fine perfumes
• alternating between sloshing wine in a goblet and taking a bite out of a pheasant leg
• farm stuff but it’s too complicated to explain

cpericardium:

todreamforever:

anarchistmemedistro:

renthony:

Hey.

Don’t post online about what protests you plan to attend.

Be safe. Be smart. Don’t fall for the weird pressure to liveblog political actions when we live in a surveillance state.

And for fuck’s sake, stop posting unredacted pictures of people at protests. It’s not a fucking party. It’s a political action and you could get someone killed. I have a personal friend who was doxxed and harassed for MONTHS in 2020 after their photo at a protest got passed around by neonazis. Do not be a part of that happening to someone.

ALT

don’t bring your phone

An addition: don’t post online, but do TELL SOMEONE you trust where you are going and what you are doing before you leave, and have a plan in place with this person in case you are arrested or detained while protesting. Memorize and/or write their contact info on your skin with permanent marker before you leave.

casgirl:

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

mewvore:

your body needing iron is funny its not even like special iron its the stuff in the mines

cacklingskeleton:

cacklingskeleton:

modern horror writers be like: what do you mean there’s things scarier than old women, mentally ill people, and pagan beliefs??

“what do you mean i shouldn’t depict indigenous people and trans women like that??”

gaysolavellan:

videogamesguysandfood:

cecut:

>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

neenarchive:

the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they’ve ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

fipindustries:

art history will be like “this is the most revolutionary painting of its time!” and you will look at it and is just a normal painting of a lady sitting under a tree and then an art historian will explain “this is the first time a painting ever used this specific shade of blue which challenged all understood conventions of how to depict light and launched a movement known as auzureism, and also the lady is looking at a sparrow which in its time it was a sign of fierce sexual liberation and it was considered scandalous” and then you find out the painter was expelled from the academy of art of stockholm because of the painting and that the king of sweeden paid three thousand marcs (equivallent to ten million dollars now a days) to have the painting in his room and the painting still looks like a generic painting of a lady under a tree