questions i get surprisingly often

q: are you actually gay?
- yes (??? what)

q: if you’re gay why do you like dan and phil
- not everyone stans with their genitals susan

q: do you know dan liked your video???
- what no way i must have missed that omg this is so cool

q: how do you make your gifs?
- photoshop and determination

q: why didn’t you reply to my question?
- i’m a mess i’m sorry

q: why are you such a twat
- wish i knew babe