my baby’s proud; sweet and devout
if i’m patient one day she’lllove me out loud
funniest bitch alive
of course dan, the man behind famous ridiculous statements such as “i love pasta but i never have it because phil doesn’t like cheese” and “what’s my favourite red wine? phil doesn’t like red wine” and “my friends and family don’t know me that well, they give me chocolates but phil can’t have chocolate” would consider phil ordering him olives the ultimate sign of love
phil is so funny for how often he brings up that dan doesn’t notice hot guys or when people are flirting with him. he presents it as like a “isn’t that sooo weird, isn’t he just sooooo stupid” kind of thing, but you can’t fool me lester. brag all you want though king you’ve earned it
