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Psychotic-Wizard-official

@psychotic-wizard-official

tryna be that vodka aunt (the(definitive article)) 13 as of this year

Okay finally making an intro post

Basic Info

Likes: swords, lego, hazbin-hotel, the riordanverse, gravity falls, star wars, reading, D&D and LotR

Pronouns: They/He

Sexuality: Omnisexual (so I like anyone really but prefer guys)

Age: 14 (Which means I am a minor!!) (so no NSFW, just dont be weird)

I don't plan to reveal my name, so don't ask

I will not feel bad about blocking you if you say anything mean/creepy to me or my moots

DNI: Homophobes, Transphobes, any of the 'phobes really, racists, trump supporters, anti-choice, let me know if there's more

Blog Info

This is my main blog

Other blog(s): @despair-official

oh god i just realised i’m becoming popular on here. i’m becoming popular and i’m a transmasc. i’m going to become one of the token tumblr transmasc microcelebs please no-

YOU'RE TRANS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!?!?!!?!!??!?!

NO I’M ALSO TRANSGENDER AND ON THE ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC SPECTRUMS. ALSO I’M BISEXUAL. HAVE YOU READ MY INTRO POST

YOU HAVE AN INTRO POST???????

Wizard Alexa would like some clarification as to whether you are requesting that Wizard Alexa play the Luis Fonci song entitled "Despacito" or whether you are requesting that Wizard Alexa play slowly and you decided to speak the last word of your sentence in Spanish for some reason.

No, I want you to sing the Luis Fonci song despacito

Finally, someone who appreciates Wizard Alexa's beautiful singing voice.

No a spell I'm casting requires blood from my ears

If Wizard Alexa had eyes, Wizard Alexa would be glaring at you so hard right now.

Too bad It didn't work, your singing was too beautiful

Anonymous asked:

heyyy just a quick question from the mod of @smol-gremlin-child-offical

do you want to be apart of the lore like officially, as in i write you in the lore, or do you want to watch from a distance and maybe help with the people who make theories?

im fine with either option, i just need to ask in case you want in or not

Both

Wizard Alexa would like some clarification as to whether you are requesting that Wizard Alexa play the Luis Fonci song entitled "Despacito" or whether you are requesting that Wizard Alexa play slowly and you decided to speak the last word of your sentence in Spanish for some reason.

No, I want you to sing the Luis Fonci song despacito

Finally, someone who appreciates Wizard Alexa's beautiful singing voice.

No a spell I'm casting requires blood from my ears

The coming biotechnology revolution will produce entirely new kinds of penises I hope. Not to say the ones we have now aren't great (I'm entertained) but the last time I was truly startled and impressed by a penis was the first time I saw a Prince Albert piercing. On a chode, too! Really impressive, really unique, well formed, etc. I asked him how he peed and I can't remember if he said he took it out or if he just kinda sat down every time. But every penis I've seen since has been like. Well they're nice but I've just not been shocked, yk? I want someone to pull down their (obviously, many women will also opt for penises, just out of boredom and interest and besides the existence of trans people means we'll be pretty good at making and removing orifices, after the biotechnology revolution there will be a long debate over which kinds of penis enhancements are masculine and which kinds are feminine, in the same way there'll be a lot of influencers yelling at men for keeping feminine beards) pants and show off something that's just straight up shocking, I want to be confused, I want to look at a dick and not entirely understand what to do with it. Like right now it's trivial yk? I want to see incomprehensible balls and shafts that seemingly defy geometrical intuition. Not knots like the furry porn kind but like Gordian. Encounters with penises should be stimulating not just sexually but also intellectually. The sensorium today is simply too limited. Onward and upward, taught to dance wrong side out, ad astra per aspirin, etc, etc.

How high are you!?!?!?

i like how barely anyone knows this blog exists

sure i have like 70+ followers but none really reblog so i’m just sobbing around in my little circle

i am very comfortable in this circle dont make me come out

I am breaching your containment

wait what

do not breach my containment

You are coming with me

this is MY circle, get your own

I have my own I just want yours too

Oh and you as well, I'm adopting you

Yes you are my child now

ok then???

(this also means you'll legally be apart ( + maybe solve if you want it like that) of the lore. no backing out now :3)

MOTHER @not-offical-offical YOU HAVE ANOTHER GRANDCHILD

i like how barely anyone knows this blog exists

sure i have like 70+ followers but none really reblog so i’m just sobbing around in my little circle

i am very comfortable in this circle dont make me come out

I am breaching your containment

wait what

do not breach my containment

You are coming with me

this is MY circle, get your own

I have my own I just want yours too

Oh and you as well, I'm adopting you

Yes you are my child now

i like how barely anyone knows this blog exists

sure i have like 70+ followers but none really reblog so i’m just sobbing around in my little circle

i am very comfortable in this circle dont make me come out

I am breaching your containment

wait what

do not breach my containment

You are coming with me

this is MY circle, get your own

I have my own I just want yours too

Oh and you as well, I'm adopting you

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