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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Send me a fandom ship (up to 5 character ship/polyam ship for my sanity lol. please include fandom name also) and I’ll draw them for Valentine’s Day :3 (Or just a character and I can draw them solo…for anyone with a fav lol)

For control purposes, I ask that you have anon turned off as I’ll only allow 2 requests per person (again for my sanity). This will close January 31st.

Jan. 11 Update: I have so far received 3 requests from 3 people

Pinned Post puns.parce.txt things I do to supplement my art side while I fill out the headcanons asks :3 plus I think it’ll be fun… check out my art if you want to know what my art looks like…

Anonymous asked:

Hi, what do you think C3 would be like in your country? . (Could you give me references to the myths of your country?)

Hmmm I’m not sure. It’d be easy enough to look like some random start-up or corporation that’s everywhere yet unknown in the USA. I imagine it might get a front as an insurance company or similar, but it’d be pretty hard to navigate without drawing criticism and scrutiny from a lot of people here for obvious reasons. Especially if they grab vampires or similar, it might considered too close to…certain “government agencies” here. Then there’s the way different state laws are set up, it’d likely be a mess of jurisdiction. Honestly I imagine it might be seen as easier to shut down a branch in the USA or limit it to fewer states to avoid legal fights.

In terms of myths, I’m not too familiar with USAmerican myths or myths of local indigenous nations (+ I’m not indigenous to any nation within what is now the USA so I don’t feel comfortable speaking on those).

The only myth I know well is la llorona which…I suppose she could be a vampire in Servamp universe. Perhaps a subclass of pride or melancholy, given the common story is she had children with a colonizer and he would abuse her, leading her to drown her babies in a nearby river. The way I learned, it was her way of saving them from him and his wrath. Depending on the version of the story, (my family tells both) she then drowns herself OR is drowned by the colonizer in his fit of rage (Which I suppose would be a fitting death for Hugh or Tsubaki’s subclass). Now it’s said she wanders along the edge of water wailing for her children or mourning her own death, and her wail is similar to some myths about banshees as the sound of it described to bring misfortune or in some cases death.

puns.parce.txt this isn't similar enough to fandom for me to add fandom tag thank you for the ask though this was definitely interesting to think about :3 even if my answer isn't satisfactory in which case i apologize my mother recently got sick so sorry if this doesn't make sense i'm writing it between cooking soup and cleaning and all
mahi-does-some-art
dorothylarouge

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You are not staying in the tags

sunderwight

#spiderman#no literally this is how it would happen#does he notice that his employee is transitioning at the same time? possibly but he wouldn't make the connection (tags by @lizardrosen)

JJ is now doggedly trying to put Peter front and center to be like, see here now here is a respectable member of the transgender community, Parker we're paying for your hormones or whatever the hell it is you need.

bunabi
boag

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

boag

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

boag

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

pansyfemme
tlirsgender

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

tlirsgender

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

tlirsgender

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[ID: a tag from @choppers-pink-hat that reads, "rall a rambulance" /end ID]

Like zoinks I don't have insurance we're taking the mystery machine to the hospital gang