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  • kassettez -> lahmajun -> pure-magical-love ★𖦹

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    hello hello hello !!!!!!!! you can call me gaz, d, any of my kin names, or whatever your heart pleases really! my pronouns are currently they/it, alongside ey/em and other neos

    im a minor, west asian and indigenous, and disabled

    i have a myriad of interests and fandoms, but im currently too lazy to list all of them here. just fuck around and find out i guess?

    im an eldritch being and also radioactive and im also just some guy. i also really like clowns and cats and stuff a lot :o3

    im a transgender boygirl dykefag

    you can like this post to indicate that youve read it id appreciate if you do that. but tbf i dont really mind if ya dont

    tag navigation pronouns page

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  • “oh you wouldn’t identify as transgender if you hadn’t been exposed to other trans people and learned what being transgender was” you’re right! i’d identify as suicidal

  • social contagion is good actually

  • “better for people to be miserable in the right way than happy in the wrong way” is the inescapable conclusion of a lot of social conservatism

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  • hey 90s kids remember THESE nostalgia bombs? prepare to feel OLD! [tv show only aired in north america] [toy only sold in north america] [beverage only sold in north america] [snack only produced in north america-]

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  • Phineas and Ferb episode idea: After Candace shows her photos of all of her brothers’ creations, Linda thinks that her daughter is a talented graphic artist and signs her up for a competition. Candace is frustrated and about to tell her mom the truth but then Jeremy shows up and he’s like “Wow, Candace, I didn’t know you were a graphic designer. That’s so cool. Btw, my little sister is also gonna be at the graphic design competition.”

    Long story short, Candace asks her brothers to help her become a graphic artist for real so she could beat Suzie.

    Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has gotten tired of designing -Inators so he designed the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator to design them for him. The Inator’s creation are a hit among other Evil Scientists who buy them in droves. Doofenshmirtz is then signed by Vanessa to an Evil Contracption Designing competition (held in the same building at the same time as the graphic design competition, of course).

    Desperate, he asks Perry the Platypus to help him get his mojo back so he could design -Inators again.

    Cue musical montage of Doof and Candace training to learn/relearn their respective art form.

    It’s the competition(s). Candace is a nervous wreck, but Jeremy believes in her. Doof is all self-assured and ego-boosted by everyone thinking he’ll win, but then he sees his Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator (who looks like a robotic him) also signed up for the competition.

    While getting ready for the competition, Perry is accidentally almost spotted by Phineas and Ferb. He sneaks behind the curtain to the behind the scenes. That’s when he discovers that the goal of the competition is to design a doomsday weapon. Nervous, he swaps the cards with those of the graphic design competition.

    The competition begins. The graphic artists are assigned to design a doomsday weapon while the Evil Scientists are assigned to design a cool band poster.

    The scientists are baffled, but they do their best. The Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator is stuck because it’s physically incapable of drawing anything but Inators.

    Meanwhile in the graphic design competition Candace does her best but her brain goes blank. Suzie meanwhile is trying to sabotage her by switching her card back with the card from the other tournament. Unfortunately it’s the card of the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator, who now goes to task designing a Doomsday weapon.

    The competition is finished. Candace’s work is mediocre, but she wins by technicality for being the only one who drew the correct thing.

    Meanwhile at the Evil Scientists competition, the scientists all drew terrible posters except Doof whose poster is beautiful. He’s about to be declared the winner but then the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator reveals what it’s been working on, a doomsday machine. Everyone panics, and Perry the Platypus tries to stop the machine, but fails. Then the machine ticks down to 0, and nothing happens.

    Turns out the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator is terrible at coming up with machines. All of its Inators don’t work. Which unfortunately for Doof results in all of his previously happy customers showing up to complain because their Inators didn’t work either. He asks Perry to help him again, but Perry is already gone.

    “There you are, Perry.” “Curse you, Perry the Platypus!”

    Despite winning, Candace feels hollow because she only won by technicality and all of the other designers were much better than her. She feels like a fraud. But then Jeremy shows up and asks to buy the rights for her poster, because he thinks it’s really cool. Candace is happy.

    The End.

  • Jeremy: I love the exploding moon in the corner

    Candace *frowning*: It’s a flower

    Ferb’s Line: Maybe you did design a doomsday weapon after all

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    I used to be obsessed with Phineas and Ferb.

    Also I’m a good writer.

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    girl posts on instagram; her bio: smoking kills? i hope so. her rainbow sticker: be who you are you rock!!! her comments: QUEEN!! YOU ROCK!!!

    so does it really suck?

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    -droog when slick demands he drive to 3 differnet stores in different districts of the city and get various brands and formats of bottled water to start permanently using in the hideout

    -FFUCK Slick would totally drnk tap water. hed come back after a night spent on pub floors and run up to the tap and drink the water with his tongue like a dog

    -and its 7:53 am and droog is up and he had been reading the paper in silence and its just interrupted by the sprinting and the tap running and then the licking lapping sounds. and gulping

    -i just got stuck on imaging how hed try to shove his mouth under the tap and it would splash everywhere and his jacket would be wet

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