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purpleflyingoat

@purpleflyingoat

i write shitty poetry and vibe teehee

“since rookie season… the summer before” gay son or “we fell into it hard and fast in 2009 and here we are almost 16 years later” gay daughter

dentist with hand in my mouth: how have you been doing? what's on your mind?

me: stho bathiclly dan and phiw fell inthoo it hard and fasth in 2009 and

every year i forget how impossible it feels to function when you're cold and under a blanket. u really expect me to be productive right now? to think about things? outside the warmth and safety of my blanket? kind of messed up to be honest

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

puzzle games are always shilled as relaxing becuz it's not combat, but nothing will get my blood pressure raised quite like failing to solve the same puzzle 12 times in a row

cannot do a simple crossword anymore without Racing The Clock

Honestly, I feel like I'm old and mature enough these days that I don't need to know what the kids' new funny number is supposed to mean. Hell, when I was a child, I wasn't well-read enough to understand why 42 was a funny number, and I just shrugged and moved on. And, as we all remember from our multiplication tables, 42 is just six se

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