these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.
these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions
Everybody is always talking about character dynamics dating not for casual dating or for marriage but Secret Third Thing merge souls or die together or whatever. And every time I always think that IS marriage, you’re just describing marriage. But everyone’s idea of marriage is so watered down with free divorce and Tax Benefits they all think it’s lame instead of realizing exactly what they’re looking for is the POINT of it!!!!!!!
It will never stop being funny to me that red lightsabers aren’t just, like, using a particular color of kyber crystal that’s popular among Sith. No, kyber crystal comes in every possible shade and color except red. To get yours to turn red, you have to torture your lightsaber for fun.
Anyone carrying a red lightsaber is holding physical evidence that they spent like five minutes in a back room laughing maniacally while doing the Jedi equivalent of pulling the head off their Barbie doll.
The Dark Side is so embarrassingly edgy ahahahahahahahaha
Imagine a wizard learning blood magic and all of their friends being like ‘ew blood magic’ or 'isn’t that evil?’ But the wizard actually is a healer who’s been learning every way to heal someone and uses blood magic to help circulation, stop poison, stop bleeding and even do DNA tests.
Now I’m imagining a healing wizard who can’t just use a generic healing spell. They need various spells to accomplish many things. Plant spells to grow medicinal herbs. True sight spells to diagnose. Mending spells for bones. Heat and cold spells for fever, inflamation and muscle pain.
I don’t have enough medical knowledge for this, but it seems so interesting, so if you like medicine and wizards- please turn this into a story.
There’s this horror movie called Primate coming out about someone who adopts a chimpanzee as a pet and treats it like one of the family and then one day it flips out and starts attacking them. The tagline of the movie is “There’s something wrong with him” but I was watching the trailer and thinking, yeah no, this is just a chimp. This is just what happens when you treat a chimp like a person.
Didn’t that happen with a real person who had a chimpanzee as a pet. It attacked them or a friend and killed their victim.
More than once, yeah
I saw that trailer too! I’d make a fair bet that the “there’s something wrong with him” line is either just a naive grasp at explanation from the chimp’s owner… or something supernatural or madscience-y is going on, because slasher movies are known for that.
also yeah. don’t treat a chimp as a pet or a person.
Found out since I made this post that apparently he has rabies, but it’s not portrayed realistically anyway
There’s this horror movie called Primate coming out about someone who adopts a chimpanzee as a pet and treats it like one of the family and then one day it flips out and starts attacking them. The tagline of the movie is “There’s something wrong with him” but I was watching the trailer and thinking, yeah no, this is just a chimp. This is just what happens when you treat a chimp like a person.
Didn’t that happen with a real person who had a chimpanzee as a pet. It attacked them or a friend and killed their victim.
More than once, yeah
I saw that trailer too! I’d make a fair bet that the “there’s something wrong with him” line is either just a naive grasp at explanation from the chimp’s owner… or something supernatural or madscience-y is going on, because slasher movies are known for that.
also yeah. don’t treat a chimp as a pet or a person.
