Guy who got fired from his job as a fictional character so now he has to be a real person.
“ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic”
That’s the kink
“they can barely/can’t control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??”
That’s the kink
“why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?”
Grisps your shoulders so firmly
Buddy you’re not gonna believe this
humanity at its best
[Images ID: Screenshot of a question on TikTok that reads, I’m bored, tell me the most beautiful thing someone’s ever done for you, like something that made you stop and think: wow, I’ll never forget this. And the replies read some stories.
First story: I had to put my og down,but it was Covid, so they made me wait outside while they took him in to prep him. I was trying not to sob too loudly, when a man asked if I as ok. I apologised and told him what was going on. He then sat on the curb 5 feet away and said, I’m just going to wait right here with you. He said, you don’t have to talk or say anything, I’m just going to wait here. And he sat with me while I cried. I’ll never forget him.
Second story: When I was 17 I was crying because my dad just died and ent into the woods to sit in shock. My dog broke out of the back Yard and somehow found me and hour later and just sat there with me.
Third story: I saw the nurse watch my heart rate after they told me I’d have to be put under. I asked if there could be a woman in the room the whole time, and after talking to my psych, they ended up making my whole team women instead. I’ll never forget that, ever.
Fourth story: I’d never lost anyone in my life. Not a person, not a pet. My birthday is Setember 11th. My childhood cat passed away on September 12th. I knew she was sick, and I begged her for weeks to just make it to my 16th birthday. I know she held on for me. I know it.
Fifth story: My best friend of over 15 years passed away. He made me the beneficiary of his life insurance because he wanted to make sure he could still take care of me, even after he was gone.
Sixth story: Bad turbulence on a plane and I just reached out and grabbed the guy’s hand sitting next to me. He said, We’re okay, and held my hand until we landed. I never forgot it. End ID]
hate it when a show is over like bro i was watching that
Me: I’ve been super tired, a nap will help me
My body: You are tired because you haven’t eaten for a day and a half. I am conserving energy. Put food in me to wake up.
Me: Haha, silly body. Food is cure for hunger! Nap is cure for tired. I’ll take a nap and then I’ll feel better.
My body: You are feeling hunger. Feel that signal I’m sending you? Hunger. Put food in me.
Me: I’m too sleepy to think much about hunger. I’ll take a nap.
My body: Is it too late to swap? I want to be someone else’s body.
Me: A cup of tea will make me feel better
My body: PLEASE learn the difference between “appetite suppressant” and “food”.
I love this website. If I’d put this on Facebook I’d get a lot of unhelpful condescending people explaining things that the post already quite clearly states I know (“did you know that if you eat some food, it might help you wake up? Your body needs energy!”). Here, it’s just a bunch of people like “Same.”
#wait thats a thing#oh god so much makes sense now
Yeah when your body runs out of energy you will start to feel like you have no energy
Your comments mean something even when the author never replies.
Sometimes your comments mean something especially when the author never replies.
exactly this
It’s not just to have a “do over” that doesn’t involve the original cast, it’s to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.
If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That’s just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.
#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those ‘ungrateful brats’ as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products
via @discipleofkleio
I hate Rowling so much.
Likewise, the new all-star audio books featuring people like Keira Knightley, Riz Ahmed, Michelle Gomez, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and more, only seem to have happened because Stephen Fry - who did all the original audio books - said he thought she radicalised and “was a lost cause” (x)
Smash Mouth was right, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it