hey man do you need something
OP I saw this and. I just had to

happy stinkoday and early trogday
i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros
i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass
my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin
hi your post reads like a poem to me
I've never been more devastated that I'm going to miss an event in my life. What a fucking icon.
never mind, I can make it!!
Update;
She expected maybe 5-10 people to show up. There were about 100.
I gave out scotch eggs to commemorate the occasion.
She gave a beautiful speech, was blindfolded, then kicked REAL good. Crumpled. Gave us a thumbs up.
Applause. Then the flute. Then a moment's silence.
Absolutely beautiful. I fucking love trans people and Glasgow and trans Glaswegians.
hey just so you know, you can press e to auto-cling onto ladders in half-life 2. i know your girlfriend said otherwise but she is just not correct i'm sorry. she lied to you. she lied to you about video game ladders
sophie is not my girlfriend 😭
Yeah I broke up with your ass because you didn't know shit about the hl2 ladders 😤
You have learned the secret of turn order mechanics. You are filled with the power of UNO.
Those things aren't gonna live more than a day, let them play.
Good humor is when you overthink your punchline and write an entire 2nd half explaining that your joke doesn't make sense. Oh, hey look! It's Gerson!