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purplekour

@purpleyoshiplushie

i'm just here so i can see people's blogs w/o getting filtered so uhh... don't expect too much!! parkour, 21, he/they | homestuck, deltarune, rhythm games

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

hi your post reads like a poem to me

I've never been more devastated that I'm going to miss an event in my life. What a fucking icon.

never mind, I can make it!!

Update;

She expected maybe 5-10 people to show up. There were about 100.

I gave out scotch eggs to commemorate the occasion.

She gave a beautiful speech, was blindfolded, then kicked REAL good. Crumpled. Gave us a thumbs up.

Applause. Then the flute. Then a moment's silence.

Absolutely beautiful. I fucking love trans people and Glasgow and trans Glaswegians.

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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throughfearandtrembling-deactiv

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

Anonymous asked:

hey just so you know, you can press e to auto-cling onto ladders in half-life 2. i know your girlfriend said otherwise but she is just not correct i'm sorry. she lied to you. she lied to you about video game ladders

sophie is not my girlfriend 😭

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Yeah I broke up with your ass because you didn't know shit about the hl2 ladders 😤

You have learned the secret of turn order mechanics. You are filled with the power of UNO.

Those things aren't gonna live more than a day, let them play.

Good humor is when you overthink your punchline and write an entire 2nd half explaining that your joke doesn't make sense. Oh, hey look! It's Gerson!

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