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@pussy-purger-at-law

21 lots of fandoms, any of pronouns, dumb of ass

Somebody yesterday reblogged every reply that was like ‘I actually do shave for me! Body hair is yuckyy :(’ on my JOKE about how everyone should have hairy armpits and I’m sick of seeing nothing but hairless women on tv with ‘you’re so valid <3 it’s okay’ FUCK OFFFFF and somebody responded with ‘thank you I really needed to hear that’ come ON. if you need to be told it’s okay to shave turn on the tv. Watch ads on YouTube for ten minutes I promise you’ll get one that tells you how empowering it is to shave. My god. Why are people so obsessed with feminists validating their every choice. I don’t care if you shave. Most of my (straight lol) friends shave and obviouslyyy I don’t think any less of them but talking on a large scale the fact that shaving and waxing etc is so ubiquitous and seen as mandatory to the point where everybody pretends that only men naturally have body hair is EXHAUSTING.

Perry’s trauma is religious in nature in ways I can’t yet articulate but trust me on this one

ok it’s because OWCA is like a cult in the same way religion is like a cult ok bye

“you see you were put on this earth by Us and your purpose is to serve Us and you don’t have a say in the matter ok bye hope you don’t fall in love with the one window to what your life could be like without our influence”

getting mega frustrating terf comments on my post and it's maddening bc they're flat out just wrong + stupid. they utterly refuse to do ANY research and spread complete misinformation about vaginoplasty as a way of trying to fearmonger and judge you out of getting one. so im gonna make a post about it.

THEY'RE LYING! VAGINOPLASTY IS NOT AN ""OPEN WOUND"". it is a real sexual organ. dilation is completely normal and was invented for cis women first anyways- a ton of them have to do it, it's no different just because it's happening to a neovagina. vaginoplasty is a very well-researched surgery that has been done over and over and improved like crazy over many many years. there are even multiple ways to do it now, using several different types of tissue for the creation of the vaginal canal if you want one. anyone seeking vaginoplasty, your vagina will be just that! a vagina! a very real, beautiful, working body part! the body is an amazing thing in that it will accept this new body part and figure out how to take care of it like any other. isn't that so cool? isn't it amazing how adaptable the body is, that it can just learn how to work with new parts like that? i promise you, your vagina will be real, it will work like any other vagina, and it is a very beautiful thing. the fearmongering around bottom surgeries has to stop.

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

“it’s just not my thing” voted most useful phrase for conflict avoidance for the third year in a row. “sorry, i’m in a weird mood” a close runner up

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