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hi im alex im weird & strange & silly & many other thjngs youll have to be curious to find out more

i use this now to spout off random bullshit & occasional reblogs


as always bigots/racists/nazis/terfs die forever

mizeliza:

GRIZZLED DRAGON HUNTER: and you say this evil drake has preyed on many poor young maidens? ISEKAI'D KENDRICK LAMAR: yeahALT

pjackk:

The clock is fucking ticking

lyriumrain:

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Another wonderful secret

64mpg:

64mpg:

how is everyone feeling today

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alrighty. lets get this bread

creamiestdoenuts:

are you more of a

plorfer

gwarbly

speedlimit15:

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

very cool quirk of my partner to consistently vent to me right as I say I want to go to bed because it’s two in the morning. it is now three in the morning. the have done this almost every fucking night when I’ve said I want to go to bed. Like a fucking doorknob confession at a therapist

Well that’s not a name I expected to see in my notes, hi there lol

pwesident:

feverishly muttering “she got that yoinky sploinky” as im hauled into the ambulance

welcome. To Yoinky Sploinky Fridays

grox:

norahsdove:

grox:

obummbratio:

grox:

I hate when girls who really wanna fuck men do their makeup so they look like overwatch cause men dont even wanna fuck women no more they only wanna fuck overwatch

Hey um quick question have you had sex

No because I’m an ugly smelly obese fat bald mixed race hairy moron woman with bad breath and a tooth gap and I’m really evil too and I hate penis and I hate vagina and I’m catholic and I waz lowkey attacked as a child so if I ever have sex I’m gona throw up and kill myself and others and also I’m broke as hell and really inconsiderate of others and cruel and unfunny and lame and I abuse animals and I gott a hunchback like an igor and two drastically different feeet sizes like whitey from 8 krazy nights, and my toenails are all pointy and ragged and I got a horroble foot fungus and diabetes and high blood pressure But I will be able to have Sex soon if they add an overwatch character who matches my description to a T and I can purchase and wear cheap scratchy ugly unironed bathing suit with creases in it designed off their outfit off amazon, and give myself big ass stupid eyes and blush and fake freckles and always be crossing my eyes and sticking my hairy white unbrushed cigarette tongue out ahegao style!

Hey guess who had sex

That’s my business