Old Scrumble lives in a pile of moss, and only raises his head to dispense morose advice. His voice is soft and mournful. He smells like the forest floor. Please do not throw rotten hedge apples at Old Scrumble.

(ink, glue, and wool on paper)

prints etc

Hello. How could I say, earn the trust and heart of Old Scrumble? Can I run errands for him? Can I plant anything he likes? Can I bring him a special treat to eat? Should I bow first or leave a gift? I love Old Scrumble and I want to be his Patron and Friend. Will he mentor me?

You are his friend 

He has no Patron and No Loyalty 

Except to the Soil

As your mentor he implores you to remember this

 and bring him 

“an large Acorn”

creamthing riso print x

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

Apartment Dwellers on New Year's Eve (1948) John Falter

Wishing you a year filled with strength, courage, and fulfillment.

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

daniel ost: floral art + the beauty of impermanence - paul geerts (2015)

We did it. We’re finally free.

horse owners are either extremely far right or extremely far left. horseshoe theory but for owning an actual horse. I guess it’s because apolitical moderate weirdos are too weak to steer a horse in either direction. you have to have some sort of conviction to ride a horse, they can tell when you’re wavering and they will ignore you.

tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.

at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.

nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel

gonna show people my authentic self soon. just as soon as I get it perfect. soon. any day now I'll be good enough to open up to others

ketzal_coatl

having roommates will introduce you to people whose standards of living should be considered a human rights violation

i say this as someone who has worked with multiple species of animal as a caretaker and cleaner: there is not a creature on earth more dedicated to living in their own filth than the human roommate

Green Mosque - Kütahya, Türkiye.

Play video games - Get snack

A "gamer" partaking in an act of intellectual stimulation, known as, gaming.

2024 gonna be my year fr

2025 gonna be my year fr

2026 gonna be my year fr