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People talk about Elsa's "Let it Go" moment having killed the men of the Terror and the Erebus, but it goes farther than that. That same historically cold winter of 1846/1847 also caused so much snow that it led to an infamous American tragedy, as I learned when I read the nonfiction work The Indifferent Stars Above.

If Elsa killed the Terror and Erebus men, then she also doomed the Donner Party.

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Doesn’t Frozen take place during the summer, though?

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The Donner Party got stuck in the mountains when it unexpectedly started snowing in September!

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For everyone who keeps asking what the hell I'm talking about.

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i promise the map of salamander diversity is not what you expect

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computer! compare data to global map of waffle houses!

hmm.... which could mean nothing...

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Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

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I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

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[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

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As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

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I don’t. Let them out

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Prompts: Prince/ess x Knight

✵ “What do you even do when you're not being a headache to me?” “Looking pretty.” “Pff. You are rather good at that, aren't you?”

✵ “Do you glare at all foreign royals? Or only the ones I dance with?”

✵ “Wait. Can you… guard the door? Just until I'm asleep?” “I'll stay the night if it is what you need to feel safe.”

✵ “If you die for me, I will never forgive you.”

✵ “You're such a brat.” “Is that any way to talk to a royal?” “You like me too much to tell on me.”

✵ “Your Highness, if you keep looking at me like that, I might forget you are out of my reach.”

✵ “If I told you to kneel and pledge your loyalty to me and no one else… Would you?” “Try it. Find out.”

✵ “Meet me in my chambers after dark.” “Of course, my lady/lord.”

✵ “How much power does the crown really have, when wearing it prohibits me from having the one thing I want?”

✵ “You're bleeding! Is there anything I can do to help?” “No, do not sully your hands. I will live.”

✵ “Take off your armor. Sit with me. Just tonight.”

✵ “Do you ever regret devoting your life to serving the crown instead of living your own life?” “No. You are my life.”

[Prompt Calender: November 18th, National Princess Day]

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Can I just say how much I love the way the reveals around Hawkeye and Mustang recontextualize the entire dynamic of their relationship?

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Whumpee who is way too nonchalant about their injuries and regularly almost gives Caretaker heart attacks.

"Sorry if I get blood on your floor. Don't worry, I'll clean it up later." "Wait, you're bleeding?!!"

"Why are you limping?" "Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure I sprained my ankle during that chase earlier." "That was three hours ago!"

"You got any bandages?" "Sure, why?" "Got cut and I need something to wrap it up with." "Wait, let me see—Whumpee! Okay, don't move, I am getting the suture kit right now."

"Why are you holding your hand like that?" "Because it's broken."

"Where is all this blood coming from?" "Oh, that's me. I got stabbed."

*over the phone* "Hey, Caretaker, can you come pick me up?" *ten minutes later* "You didn't think to mention that you were shot?!!!"

"Mind if I pass out here? Thanks."

Might add more later; feel free to add on as well! Right now I have a New Year's Eve party to get to, so here's my last post for 2025! Happy New Year, everyone!

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If this is to be my end, I'm damn well taking you with me!

And with that, it's time for me to say goodbye to 5th edition D&D (and indeed, regular posting on this blog). I'd like to thank all of you for sticking around until the end, and I hope you all enjoyed at least some of the content I've put out over the years. Being part of this community has been so much fun, and it's been an honour to work alongside so many other great artists and designers. Maybe I'll see you around sometime.

Take care of yourselves!

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You will be missed

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the crucial difference between edward elric and roy mustang is that edward elric is a terrible coworker because he’s a teenager and roy mustang is a terrible coworker because he just straight up sucks

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Please enjoy these insults:

Among many other Talents, my family is good at insults.  Please enjoy:

  • ”We promise to return Cousin Scott in as many pieces as we receive him.” “…Pieces, Plural?” “Scott, his artifical leg, and the wee peanut rattling around his skull that he uses for a brain.”
  • “You’re going to make some some future paleontologist very famous when they discover your solid-bone skull.”
  • “Professor Ingram has left for the University of Lousiana’s Psych department, thereby raising the average IQ of both departments.”
  • “Can you believe someone started a rumor that I slept my way to the top?” “No way.  You’re nowhere near to the top.”
  • “You are my sister and I love you but I’m pretty sure if I were to shout directly into your ear canal you’d echo.”
  • “Some things ferment and improve with age- Wine and Cheese for instance. You’ve just decomposed.”
  • “Dense doesn’t begin to cover it.  People who get close to him get trapped in his Event Horizon.”
  • “Some people have a devil on thier shoulder that whispers temptations to them.  Yours is bellowing that that was over the line.”
  • “I won’t deny that you have hidden depths, but they’re less like the potentially levithan-filled ocean and more like the secret compartment in the dryer where the socks get lost.”
  • “I can’t come to your birthday Nina.  I’ve scheduled a root canal that day specifically so I wouldn’t have to.”
  • “She describes her ancestry and it sounds like a fancy cheese platter but in person she’s velveeta.”
  • “Your inner machinations are a rotating pie display.”

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