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Hi Hi hey hello hi, it's Qatsoup here! Live and in person! Totally!
□ Welcome to the Qatsoup blog! To answer the obvious, I am qatsoup, an eldritch being residing in a pillowcase. Originally I was gonna eat your planet, but you had some pretty nice video games, so I decided to spare you... for now.
□ Who am I? Qatsoup! Simple, yeah? ... you need more details, right... Well pronouns include any and all, as I don't really have a tangible gender. Big splatoon fan, Big eito aotsuki from hit game hundred line enemy(?).
□ What do I do? Well, I stream live on twitch!
Stream Times:
Friday : 8 - 11 pm EST
Saturday : 4 - 8 pm EST
Sunday : 4 - 8 pm EST
Tuesday : 8 - 11 pm EST
IMPORTANT RECENT UPDATE!!!! Qat has been streaming on occasion throughout the week so be on the lookout for go live posts! They've had some free time recently and I have no clue when this will stop
□ Yes, yes, pretty cool of me to stream live for the earth people
□ I regularly stream Splatoon 3 (garunteed on Fridays), but overall, I stream whatever I feel like! Current games are Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy, Hollow Knight:Silksong, and Pokémon ZA
□ I appreciate my viewers and it costs nothing but your time to become one! If I seem interesting to you, I would greatly appreciate you tuning in for a stream (and if you like the stream, drop a follow!) (Only if you want)
□ Quick warning, some things said on the stream may be considered not child friendly (mature jokes fly around regularly) so please keep that in mind if you check out the stream
□ Other than that, you should have all the information you need, Welcome In!
~static emits from a small radio to your left. You never noticed it until now as the program played on the TV~
` He – o? Am I c-c – lear? `
~More radio static occurs, but the line eventually clears up~
` Goodness.. Hello there! My name is Teathkettle, although you can call me Teath `
~Shuffling is heard on the other end until you hear the other person clear their throat. It doesn't work. Hacking and coughing before a wet splat is heard, the other end having expelled whatever was In their throat.~
` You've already met the anomaly I see... no worries, I'll just have to guide you. Ahem.. I am a researcher gathering Intel on the entity commonly known as Qatsoup. My main goal is containment, but I've seemingly grown too fond of them... no matter. `
~More Shuffling, more coughing, a drawer slammed shut.~
` I serve you simply as a guide into safely entering their domain. I am the actual owner of this blog and a commonplace viewer to Qatsoups broadcasts! A regular of sorts (other regualars tend to be rel, epic, yoshi, and other streamers. `
~Lights flicker overhead, you wonder why you ended up in this dingy cellar in the first place, you forgot what you came here for.~
` I understand you may be confused right now, but don't be. It will all be okay. I will help you, as much as I can, through this radio, at least. It's really not that complicated, honest. Just ask me whatever questions you have (I answer asks) and keep and eye on the posts. Other than that, just try to look around some, okay? `
~The static returns before the radio cuts out completely, but it has a green glow. Teath is still listening. You are safe, no matter how ominous the dripping pipes and creepy glow of the TV is~
