Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”
I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
beg for your life, tennis boy
you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?
nothing better than writing down all ur kinks just bc u like making lists and then realizing it'd b a fire set of nsfw writing prompts
you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
