I've been converted into a Henderhop shipper, guys. And though I think most ships are better than mileven, one of the reasons is season 1 Dustin wouldn't have kissed her before she knew what a kiss was.

Henderhop would've been more of a slow burn. Dustin would've helped her find things she's interested in and been happy she was having fun with Max and that she was helping her learn "there's more to life than stupid boys." Him and El wouldn't just be making out all the time.

Plus, they're just cute.

Is it just me who thinks Finn was trying to carry Byler on his back a little in the finale?

Because the Duffers clearly don't know anything about "the details" if that last season was anything to go off of.

I like to think Finn is a Byler who secretly fed us as much as he could without getting caught by the Shining Twins.

Low key kind of upset they didn't keep Max's blindness from the s4 finally. It would've been so much more interesting.

Like imagine it, in the mind palace, memory place, she isn't blind, because again, she's in vecnas mind. Then, when she's finally awake, she's still blind and her eyes are back to being all white, like in the s4 finale. Now, the only time she can see is when she's in someone else's mind, like Eleven's in the finale.

Not only would it be really interesting story and character wise, it also add more representation.

I fully think Mike and Eleven had so little screen time together (that was sort of vague about their relationship), and that Will and Mike had so much screentime together (with more chemistry going on), specifically so they could keep the Byler fans around for viewership. They wanted the money and popularity of it all. They couldn't give two shits about how it would go over with the queer fans. They did that shit on purpose.

They could ask me to do literally anything, and I wouldn't hesitate. I may ask clarifying questions, but then I'd do it immediately.

Nurse: Hey, Doc. It's them again.

Doctor: 😮‍💨 Which one is it this time?

Nurse: The tall one.

Doctor: Jesus Christ. 🤦 He was just in here, like, yesterday for chronic nightmares. What the fuck happened this time?

Nurse: He got hit by a truck.

Doctor: Has he not learned to look both ways with how many times he's fucking been here? 🙄

Nurse: He was actually just standing on the sidewalk.

Doctor: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE 😩

Guys, when I die, I want you to plaster my AO3 history on everything. Let the people who liked to judge me know just how fuckin weird my fic game was.

I want them to think I was one annoyance away from making them into a main character from one of the torture fics or something.

Don't mind me, Ms. Employer, I'm just scrolling my very gay Tumblr page, waiting for orientation to start, right in front of you 🙂‍↕️

Yeah, I don't like to watch sex in T.V. shows/movies, either. No, I don't think any and everything even remotely sexual should constantly be illegal and therefore censored.

I just either don't watch whatever the media is or use the skip buttons like a normal fucking person. 🤷‍♀️

My version of aroace is everyone constantly asking if I'm sure about me not wanting a romantic or sexual relationship, specifically because I love watching queer romance shows/movies/graphic novels/fanfic, and will rant about them.

But, like, that's because, to me, the romance is just as fictional as the characters. It's there for the plot of it all. It's similar to the reason I enjoy, like, mafia or kidnapping stories.

It's fake, and I'm not included in the plot, so it's a fun time all around.