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aardvaark:

A still of Alec Hardison (Leverage) from the episode "The King George Job". He is standing behind a sheet of paper pegged to a washing line. The paper has writing on it and appears old - in reality, it’s a forgery made by Hardison. He is leaning his head to the right. A tumblr text post is added over the photo. Tumblr user swarnpert says "I think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares". User thyrell reblogs with, " "oh boo hoo i cant accept this" well. i worked really hard on it". End ID.ALT
A still from the end of "The Wedding Job". Eliot is serving people pasta at a restaurant. He is wearing a blue tank top, a red bandana around his forehead, and a white apron around his waist. A tumblr text post by jumex is added over the image, which reads, "pasta is an antidepressant". End ID.ALT
A still from "The Bank Shot Job". Parker and Hardison sit in the back of a van. Parker, in the foreground, is smiling as she looks at a bin of paper that she has just lit on fire. Hardison, in the background, looks on with concern. A tumblr text post by careerboyfriend over the image reads, "dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous". prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson". End ID.ALT
A still of Sophie from "The Two Live Crew Job", the scene in which she attends her own funeral. She is wearing a black hat with a black veil that obscures the top half of her face. A tumblr text post by user metvmorqhoses added over the image reads, "forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of". End ID.ALT
A still of Nate, with a slight smug grin on his face. He is wearing a suit and tie and appears to be standing in an office. A tumblr text post by user twocubes added over the image reads, "she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath". End ID.ALT

tealeafpirate:

eviefrie:

sasukehoe:

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

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from the same thread:

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I once wore green cargo pants with a black hoodie in Belfast in the mid 2000s and two separate people yelled “alright there Kim Possible?”

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

saw someone post “I don’t understand why anyone would have separate ‘winter tires’ unless they’re just looking for things to spend money on” and looked at her account and she’s from LA. which is funny but I think we’re all guilty of similar behavior sometimes. if you see people spending time and effort on something that seems stupid to you it’s worth considering whether you’re the Californian in this scenario

vamptits:

vamptits:

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okay yay. I made a million mistakes but I get it now. small bird 🙂‍↕️

reply from user poisonedcure that reads "i don’t see the mistakes i only see the bird"ALT

mindset-altering sentence.

tomhoppusdelonge:

tomhoppusdelonge:

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt

stuffed-bilby:

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We all need floor time sometimes

tatters-the-bat:

Are they like….. Yknow…. [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I’m a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

fashion-runways:

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NEPHI GARCIA Queen Of The Night Dress 2025
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pinehutch:

pinehutch:

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be

Outside duvet: debacle

silverrdagger:

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

homunculus-argument:

Another one of my favourite character tropes is when one character speaks in a completely different style and genre as any of the other ones, and it’s simply Just How They Talk and everyone has to live with that. Bonus points if people who have known them for a long time are so used to it that they don’t even notice. But people who just met them find it weird.

“I am not asking you to forgive your uncle, but to at least understand him. The scars of his own past have made him blind to how his own cruelty wounds those around him. His heart was broken long before it froze and turned to stone.”

“What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?”

“She’s saying that your uncle is a cunt because he had a shitty childhood.”

mockva:

heylsgowt:

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sealdev:

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Who dropped this shrimp on the ground

muzzlesbian:

thedesertdove:

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encouraging my wizard friend to cast chain lightning