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✨Resident Girl boss/Badass✨
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I'm just imagining the justice league figuring out Batman's faimly situation it'd be insane.

Green lantern: So you're a dad?

Batman: Hmm.

GL: Damn. Two kids is a lot.

Nightwing: Lmao. There's way more then two of us Hal.

Gl: ... three?

Batman: Ten.

Flash: TEN??

Gl: You do not have ten kids.

Batman: You're right. Legally I have around seven. I have more then that though.

Nightwing: You lost count

Batman: I lost count yeah.

GL: ... jeez I feel bad for your wife

Batman raised one eyebrow looking at him: "They're adopted, except for one."

GL: okay yeah but still it would be a lot of work for her raising them.

"... I don't have a wife Hal."

"Then who is their mom???"

"They don't have a mom."

"To be fair they did go and pick out their own moms."

"And dads." Batman said raising one eyebrow at Nightwing who grinned at him.

"You have to admit Superman is a good option."

"He is."

"So, wait, all this time we've just been bullying a single dad of ten kids?" Hal asked and Batman nodded once, trying not to look amused.

"Well. Great."

"He's also autistic." NIghtwing said and Hal's panicked look increased.

"Ah JEEZ-"

"And an orphan-"

"OKAy we get it"

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there is no way jason and tim haven't gotten bored during patrol and decided to switch places for a bit. like the amount they must banter and joke about how tim stole robin so he's coming for red hood next, and that jason's gonna steal red robin as revenge for taking robin from him; there has to be an occasion where during a slow night they're both bored and in funny moods so they just switch costumes behind an air conditioning unit without telling anyone for a laugh.

jason shows up to red robin's rendezvous with nightwing, batman and robin clearly about to tear through tim's suit. dick and damian stare at him in the utmost bafflement until bruce opens his mouth to ask what the fuck and dick cuts him off with a 'hoooold on b, i kinda wanna see what happens when he tries to use those bo-staffs.'

they end up just quietly accepting it and jason spends the next three hours doing the MOST dramatic tim impressions he can, including answering literally everything with 'uhm, actually ☝️🤓' vibes and every five minutes going in a very high pitched voice 'man, jason todd sure was my hero back when he was robin. i wish i had been good enough to fill his shoes but alas, i am just a pathetic little rich boy with no skills other than being a potential peeping-tom'. damian laughs. every time. there also comes a point where they all get into a fight with some criminals and jason has to bust out the bo-staffs except he was never trained with them so he doesn't know the techniques, and it ends up with dick sat on top of a billboard calling out point scores as jason runs around holding one of the staffs like fuckin steve harrington with his nail-bat just whacking guys over the head with it as if he's playing fuckin' goon-golf.

meanwhile tim is over in crime alley surrounded by jason's subordinates who ABSOLUTELY fuckin' know this is red robin wearing their bosses suit because it is DROWNING him and they've seen the two hang out enough to catch onto tim's speech style, except they are absolutely NOT going to be interfering or asking why because red robin is wearing a bomb-helmet and is clearly ENTIERLY too happy to be in a situation where it is socially acceptable for him to be using guns and threatening to kill people and jason's goons do NOT want to get involved. the rest of the bats finally end up in crime alley and they find 'red hood' sat on a chair in the middle of a street he's blocked off via death threats overseeing a human version of chess that he's playing against black mask (who does not seem to realise this isn't jason) complete with a chalk chess board drawn on the road and all of jason's subordinates resignedly standing in separate squares with pieces of paper stuck to their heads declaring what kind of piece they're supposed to be. jason and dick walk onto the street just in time to watch tim declare 'knight to E5!' and the guy with 'knight' pinned to his forehead clocks his real boss entering the scene dressed as red robin, sighs bitterly at him, drags his feet over to where black mask's 'queen' goon is staring at the floor forlornly, says 'sorry matthew,' and then proceeds to sock him in the face so hard the guy goes down in one hit.

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Back at it again with more out of context WIPs for my racing au because well. Why not

Wally’s voice is tinny over the phone, slight and nervous as he speaks. “Hey, I have a favor to ask.”

Dick tilts his head, pressing the phone tighter between his ear and his shoulder as he scoops the day-old Chinese takeout onto his plate. “Of course. Anything.”

Wally laughs, gently. “You know, I kind of hate it when you say that.”

“Why?”

“Because sometimes I really do think you mean anything.”

I do, Dick doesn’t say. I always have. Instead he asks, “What do you need, Walls?” and leaves the rest unspoken.

“Can I crash at your place for the night?”

Dick pauses. “Weren’t you already going to crash at my place?” He didn’t know where else Wally was planning on sleeping, given that the drive to Keystone was more than a few long hours and Wally barely lived in his own apartment anyway.

“No, yeah, I was, but-” He cuts himself off with a groan, the accompanying thump sounding like he’d probably hit his head on the dashboard of Dick’s-but-it’s-really-his car. “My aunt and uncle, they need me to watch my cousin. Just for the night, I think, unless the thing they’re dealing with takes longer… I dunno. I don’t want to bother you, you can say no, I’ll drive him back to Keystone or Central or something but-”

“Walls,” Dick interrupts. “Yeah. Of course. Always.”

“Really?”

“What, did you think I was going to say no?”

“No, of course not, I just…” He trails off. Dick fills in the blanks himself— Dick had never met Wally’s family. Not more than a brief introduction back when they were teenagers, at most. Wally had never offered, and Dick had never pried. He knew Wally had a cousin, vaguely recalled that his name started with a b or something similar and that Wally loved the kid but thought he was too much like him (or maybe not enough like him?), knew the basics of Wally living with his aunt and uncle since he was in middle school after his parents lost custody. His uncle’s name was Barry, he was pretty sure? But other than that…

He didn’t know why Wally didn’t talk about them. Or brought Dick to meet them. Wally loved his family, he knew that. Whenever they were in the States long enough he’d always make time to meet up with them, would disappear for hours in the evening when they were abroad to call. And yet, in spite of that, Dick didn’t know them.

He wondered if they knew him, or if Wally’s odd insistence of separation went both ways. He had a feeling it might.

“You’re both welcome,” he says, remembering suddenly that Wally is waiting on the other end of the call. “I’ll make sure the guest room is clean. Have you eaten?”

“No,” Wally admits reluctantly. “He hasn’t either, I don’t think.”

“I’ve got some leftover Chinese takeout, if you want, but you might need to stop and grab something on the way.”

“All I really want to do right now is fall into bed,” Wally huffs. There’s a pause, and then he says, “That’s a lie. I want to see how fast I can run that new car they designed for you around the track until the engine blows or I pass out, whichever’s first.”

“But you can’t do that.”

“But I can’t do that,” he agrees. “So I’m settling for falling into your bed and passing out for the next eight to ten hours.”

Dick hums, putting his plate into the microwave and hitting start. He leans back against the counter, the marble digging into his back. “How far out are you?”

“Ten from the place they’re staying. Twenty five from yours.”

“Then I’ll see you and your cousin in forty minutes, give or take?”

“Yeah,” Wally says, hesitantly. Then, a little firmer, “Yeah.”

The door buzzes as Wally unlocks it, and Dick looks up, standing quickly.

“Hey.”

Wally grins slightly, running a hand through his hair as he holds the door open. “Hey.”

“Stop flirting,” an unfamiliar voice snarks, pushing past Wally into the apartment. Dick looks Wally’s cousin over, and the kid narrows his eyes, clearly doing the same. He’s short, slight, a narrow build. A red backpack hangs off one shoulder, over a homemade sweatshirt that reads “Young Justice” in roughly sewn letters, and Dick tilts his head.

“Young Justice?”

He scowls. “None’a your business.”

“A thing with his friends,” Wally says, shutting the door and pushing his cousin towards the counter. “Bart, this is Dick. Dick, this is my cousin.”

“It’s nice to meet you,” Dick offers. The kid, Bart, rolls his eyes.

“Yeah, whatever. You too.”

“Play nice,” Wally warns. He tugs at the strap of Bart’s backpack, jerking his chin towards the kitchen. “Go eat, I’ll drop this in your room.”

Bart’s frown deepens. “I can keep it on me. It’s fine.”

“Well, I need a few minutes without you being snarky in my ear, so why don’t you just accept the excuse and eat something? It’s eight, you haven’t had dinner.”

Bart grumbles under his breath, but hands the bag to Wally, who disappears into the hallway with a tired groan. Bart goes back to staring at Dick suspiciously, and Dick offers him a tight smile.

“Want some… Chinese takeout?”

Bart huffs, grabbing the takeout container Dick offers him. “Yeah, whatever.”

Dick watches him eat, taking him in. He’s young, maybe fourteen or fifteen, if Dick had to guess, and he looks… he looks like Wally, actually. His hair is longer and straighter, a dark auburn color compared to Wally’s orange, and his eyes are a sharp amber-yellow, but if you looked past that… the slope of his nose, the spread of his freckles over his cheeks, the curve of his jaw. All Wally, really. The kid looked more like Wally’s brother than a cousin, practically looked like his, well, kid.

Or maybe Dick just sees Wally in him because he sees Wally everywhere.

Whichever, really.

“My br- Wally doesn’t talk about you,” Bart says abruptly. Dick startles, looking back at his own plate.

“Yeah?”

“No.”

Dick swallows. “He doesn’t talk about you, either.”

Bart’s fork scrapes against the bottom of the plastic container. “I used to be mad about it, y’know,” he says. “That Wally’s the way he is.”

“The way he is?”

“You know. All…” He trails off, looking away. “You know.”

Maybe he does. Dick isn’t sure. “Mad, huh?”

“Don’t you get mad?” He barrels on, not waiting for a response. “I think I hated him when he went off to college. I dunno. It’s weird hating people, y’know?”

“Yeah,” Dick says softly. “I guess it is.”

Maybe Dick does know what he means, really. About this, at least.

He thinks he might hate Bruce, sometimes.

Most of the time he just thinks he might hate himself.

Bart stares at him out of the corner of his eye, then shovels more fried rice into his mouth. “I’ve seen you race,” he says, not bothering to finish chewing first.

“Yeah?”

“Mhm. On TV and stuff. You’re pretty good.”

He grins at that, resting his jaw on his palm. “Pretty good? Is that what forty four Grand Prix wins gets me?”

Bart smirks. “You race like you’re afraid of it.”

Dick startles— Wally has told him that before, word for word. “What?”

“The way you race,” Bart repeats, pointing his fork at him. “It’s like you’re afraid of it. How are you supposed to be the best when you’re afraid to even be on the track?”

Dick swallows, smiling. Tries to ignore the churning feeling in his gut, the way the asphalt had mixed with the taste of the blood as Jason’s car burned. “A bit of fear is probably a good thing to have when you’re controlling a dangerous vehicle moving a hundred and thirty miles an hour on a track full of people in the same position.”

“Sure, a little,” Bart says. “But not the way you do it.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

Bart shrugs, going back his fried rice. “Wally doesn’t drive like that.”

“I don’t what now?”

Dick turns, reaching a hand out towards his… towards Wally. “Hey.”

“Hey,” Wally laughs, taking it. He steps closer, leaning his cheek against Dick’s hair. Bart makes a face.

“Stop flirting,” he repeats. Wally flips him off.

“What don’t I do, huh?”

Bart’s nose scrunches. “You’re a better driver than he is.”

Wally laughs again at that, the vibration of it pressing against Dick’s arm where it brushes Wally’s chest. “No, I’m not.”

“You are, though,” Dick says lightly, slipping a hand around Wally’s wrist. Wally snorts, flicking his ear.

“Am not. You do this like, professionally, man. You’re good, everyone says so. I just think it’s fun, that’s all.”

Bart scowls into his fried rice, then asks, “How come I never met your boyfriend sooner, huh?”

Wally falters, and Dick coughs, face heating. “That’s not- we aren’t- we’re not… together. Like that.”

“Sure,” Bart says, disbelieving.

“Really, we aren’t.”

Wally pulls away abruptly, rounding the counter to reach for a cabinet. “I need water,” he says, voice strained. “Either of you want water?”

Bart ignores him, staring at Dick out of the corner of his eye. “If you really think that, you’re a lot dumber than I gave you credit for.”

“Bart!” Wally snaps, and the kid holds his hands up defensively.

“What? I’m just being honest!”

“My- Dick and I, we- our relationship isn’t any of your business,” Wally warns, stammering the way he does when he’s badly flustered.

“Geez, the way you two act you’d think it isn’t any of your business either!”

The cabinet door bangs as it swings shut, and Wally flinches, hard. Dick freezes, staring at him.

“Walls?” he asks. “Are you…?”

“Startled myself,” Wally forces out, eyes closed. “Sorry. I’m not handling things well tonight.”

Bart stands, dropping the empty takeout container on the counter. “I’m pretty tired,” he says, quietly. “I think I need some sleep. Where…?”

The barstool scraped the tile as Dick pushes it out. “I’ll show you.”

Bart nods. Wally doesn’t move. He guides Bart down the hall, showing him the door.

“Here. You should be all set, but if you need anything my door is the one across the hall.”

Bart chews on his lip for a moment, hesitating in the doorway, then says, “I didn’t mean it, y’know. I’m not- I’m aroace. Your relationship can be whatever. I was just trying to- I mean, I was…”

He trails off. Dick gives him a tight nod.

“It’s fine.”

Bart’s jaw works, fists clenching and unclenching in his hoodie sleeves. “You seem like a nice guy,” he says.

“Yeah?”

“Mhm. But, like. My br- my cousin, he… aw, fuck. I dunno. You’re really important to him. Right? Like, I know that even though he never talks about you.” It almost seems like a question, but Dick doesn’t answer, and Bart doesn’t wait for one. “I’m not gonna give you some shitty speech cause I think that’s stupid as hell. But like- just don’t fuck it up, right?”

And before Dick can work out what any of that means, the door shuts tightly behind Bart, and he’s alone in the hall.

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The bat-kids be like...

Dick: This is Bruce! He's my problematic parent :)

Dick: This is Jason! He's a b*tch sometimes...

Dick: This is Tim!!! My brother :) He's my brother— my little brother I love him guys please he's amazing. He's done wrong, but I love him anyways!

Dick: This is Cass. My sister. We bake brownies and stuff.

Dick: This is Damian!!! My baby little brother!!! He's done nothing wrong ever. But he's also a little sh*t.

Jason: This is Bruce. F*ck him.

Jason: This is Dick. He lives up to his name.

Jason: This is Tim. F*ck him.

Jason: This is Cassandra. I can't be mean to her or she'll kick my a** again... F*ck he—

Jason: This is Damian. He's okay.

Narrator: Jason Todd loves his family very, very much.

Tim: This is Bruce. I think he slept with my bio Dad.

Tim: This is Dick, he's my big brother and the best person I've ever known and will know and if you don't like him you're invalid :)

Tim: This is Jason. F*ck him. Disgrace to the Robin mantle.

Tim: This is Cass, she was creepy at first but now she's super cool :)

Tim: This is Damian he's my little baby brother and he's small and cute and I wanna shake him :)

Cassandra: This is Bruce. He has issues. But so do I. And I think I got some of them from him.

Cassandra: This is Dick. He's my brother.

Cassandra: . . . Jason keeps getting invited to family events. Which is weird, because his birth certificate and adoption papers are invalid.

Cassandra: This is Tim. He's my brother. He also once called me hot.

Tim: Cass I'm sorry please forget that—

Cassandra: This is Damian. He is my baby brother. I like to shake him when I am stressed.

Damian: . . . I think my Father birthed me.

Damian: Grayson is exceptional.

Damian: Todd has his moments.

Damian: Drake's only positive trait is his taste in women and men. He somehow manages to continuously pull individuals better than himself in ways beyond comprehension, but also finds individuals who are depressed enough to get with him! Unfortunately, after they recover from their mental states and seek therapy, they leave him and do better each and every time.

Tim: Really?!

Damian: YOU CANNOT CALL CAP IF THERE IS NO CAP TO BE CALLED!

Tim: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?

Damian, after a brief break: Cassandra continues to shake me. I live in fear of being lifted and shaken at random. There is no peace. Only fear.

BONUS

Bruce: . . . I was told I can't adopt every orphaned child I meet, and to protect children from the lives my legal children and I have chosen, I set up several safe and loving foster homes around Gotham and regularly visit the children there. Anytime I meet an orphan I set them up in a nice foster home and they write letters to me and I send them Christmas gifts and have all of their birth dates in my calendar and I have money set aside for when they reach adult hood. I'm an emergency number for all of them.

Bruce: I legally have five children.

Bruce: Illegally I have 126.

Bruce: I can tell you all of their names if you'd like—

Bruce: It's not a problem.

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Batman birthed all his Robins

“Batman birthed all his Robins” and Dick is entirely responsible for everyone’s confusion.

•••

Dick, whispering to Jason: Pssst… they think Bruce and Batman are… dating.

Jason: WHAT?

Dick: …well, technically Batman gave birth to us.

Jason: …you’re joking, right?

Dick: …technically not.

Later, Tim finds out his adoption papers are real: Oh. My. God. Batman gave birth to me.

Dick, smirking: Told you.

Bruce, sipping tea: Can we not do this today?

Dick: Sure. Unless you’re planning on getting pregnant again.

Damian: (shows up on their porch with Talia)

Dick: Batman cheated on Bruce with Talia?!

Tim: how could you not tell us?!

Bruce: I didn’t know!

Dick: how could you not realize you were pregnant?!

Bruce: I wasn’t!

Tim: So Bruce cheated on Batman with Talia?

Damian: I am the son of the Bat!

Dick: Which means Talia must have gotten Batman pregnant!

Damian: mother why did you not tell me Batman was my bearer not my sire?

Talia: well you see Damian when two people love each other very much

Dick: La la la la I’m not listening!

Tim: Batman how could you cheat on Bruce, for shame

Bruce: we are literally the same person

Tim: I’ve seen the two of you in the same room together

Bruce: that was Superman in my costume

Tim: a likely story

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Some more brain worms of the "Dick is related to Ra's" variety bc I'm building my empire of elaborate Dick Grayson headcanons:

Dick's mother's birth name was Alina al Ghul; she was the daughter of Ra's and his first wife (so, born before Talia, who is the daughter of Ra's and his second wife). When her mother (I'm thinking of calling her Mireille) discovered the connections Ra's had to the League of Assassins, she fled with the infant Alina to her homeland of France, changing both their names; Alina became Marie Lloyd. When Marie grew up, she learned about her father and traveled to Nanda Parbat to meet him. As repayment for him procuring an extraordinarily difficult-to-find cure for a rare terminal illness she'd contracted (details TBD), she agreed to allow him (and the LOA as a whole) to train her.

After her training was complete, she went to the US and met John Grayson and joined up with Haly's, which of course had connections to yet another guild of assassins: the Court of Owls. They fell in love and had Dick, the whole shebang. And with both of them having internally normalized the idea of killing people as a career, neither of them saw any issue with raising/training/grooming Dick to be the next Gray Son.

Then the whole thing with Zucco happened (I like to think it was because of the whole Meili Lin infidelity thing, because I really like the idea of Dick having a sister in the form of Melinda Zucco), and Dick was taken in by Bruce, which made him much more difficult to access for both the Court and the LOA.

Difficult... but not impossible.

Anyway I love your blog and I love Dick Grayson I hope you enjoyed my unhinged rambling <3

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Omg I love it. I’m not the biggest fan of Melinda Zucco’s character as a whole but I def think it works well if done right.

My only question for u is, does Dick know about both the Court of Owls and the LOA and his connection to both of them, or was he blissfully unaware until shenanigans ensue and there’s a dramatic reveal?

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The greatest battle in DC is between Fanon’s crippling need to portray Dick as helpless and incompetent with greasy hair and poor hygiene vs Canon’s relentless parade of promoting Dick as being one of the most skilled characters in all of DC as well as the most beautiful.

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Fun little idea for an au where Dick finally cuts off his siblings for being assholes:

In a scenario where Dick is still a cop on Blüdhaven, and Jason or Tim gives him shit just for being a cop, I could see him getting so fed up. The two of them insulting his career at a family gathering, maybe even Christmas Eve to make things more dramatic, is the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

Dick had been at the manor all day, putting things together, helping Alfred cook everything and set up. He’d spent weeks planning and preparing, wanting to make this as nice a holiday as possible for everyone. It had been a while since the whole family got together, he wanted it to be perfect.

Then most of his siblings showed up late, took everything he’d done for granted, and stomped all over Dick’s holiday cheer.

And then Jason and Tim make snide remarks about Dick being a cop, and he’s finally had enough.

“Amy and I have the highest closing rate in the entire precinct,” he says, trying to keep a tight smile on his face.

“Yeah, but you’re still a cop,” Jason scoffs.

“Well next time you’re in trouble, call a crackhead,” he snaps, and he storms out. He doesn’t even remember to grab his jacket on the way out.

He spends Christmas Eve wandering around in the snow back in Blüdhaven. He ignores every text from his family. He sends every call to voicemail.

He spends the afternoon of Christmas Day with Amy and her family, who are all happy to spend time with him. Dick brings them all presents, and the kids are excited to see him even without the gifts. He drinks coffee with Amy and her husband while the kids play with their new toys, and he listens to Amy as she gently tells him that maybe he needs to cut off contact with some of his family for a while. Dick agrees, even if it hurts to think about.

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I want a post-Spyral fic where Dick just cuts off the rest of the Batfamily for how they treat him, except for Damian. The others all immediately blame him for faking his death (even tho he actually died and it wasn’t his idea)? They get angry with him? They say they can’t trust him? They don’t even ask for his side of things? Well fuck them then. He doesn’t need them.

Or just any fic where he cuts off the other bat-siblings. He can keep Damian and Bruce though. I just need a fic where his siblings treat him like crap so he gives them a giant middle finger in response and goes on to live his best life without them.

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I want a post-Spyral fic where Dick just cuts off the rest of the Batfamily for how they treat him, except for Damian. The others all immediately blame him for faking his death (even tho he actually died and it wasn’t his idea)? They get angry with him? They say they can’t trust him? They don’t even ask for his side of things? Well fuck them then. He doesn’t need them.

Or just any fic where he cuts off the other bat-siblings. He can keep Damian and Bruce though. I just need a fic where his siblings treat him like crap so he gives them a giant middle finger in response and goes on to live his best life without them.

Maybe with a good dose of a very justified crash out at them? Like, a really dramatic cutting off

I'm yet to read Spyral (it's next in my reading list, I swear I need that angst lol) but from what I gather of fanfics it was a pretty fucked up time for Dick

I can see him being in shock for a few days/weeks after coming back just processing what had happened - Damian's presence being the only thing keeping him even remotely sane

The Bat-Siblings being angry and assholes while he is still trying to make sense of everything and just blaming him certainly didn't help

I can see maybe after patrol, what were a few snarky comments became heated words. Damian is trying with all his might to defend Dick, "He is back! What else matters?" He screams at them, because yeah, his brother and father figure is back, what else could matter more than that? The only one who ever loved him unconditionally is back, what else matter? Damian no longer feels like a part of him is missing, he no longer feels like he would never find belonging and trust again, he no longer feels like he would never be able to breathe again, so what else matters?

Dick is trying to coach Damian away, to return home and watch movies and cuddle and eat snacks and pretend the world outside doesn't exist.

But Tim and Jason are just so angry by the supposed "betrayal", they don't let Dick explain or defend himself. They insist, they scream, they are angry, and honestly assholes. They know they are being, and good! Let Dick feel even a fraction of what they felt like for a year (nevermind that Dick has felt like that before) they are justified in being assholes, they think.

The tipping point is Jason screaming "It matters that he would betray us like that! How can he do something like that to family? To his brothers?"

And oh boy. That makes Dick snap.

He has been trying for so long to make the lot of them act like a family. At every fucking point they left or blamed him for them not being united. When Bruce "died"? The first thing they did was flee the scene, living him alone to manage everything, to raise Damian alone. He tried so hard to welcome Jason back into the family, even with Jason himself refusing for a while - damnit Jason shot him during one of his early attempts.

Dick tried. He tried a lot. To be a brother, a son, a father, and any other role he was forced and needed into. Tried to reassure them, be present.

But they actually believe that he would do something like that. That he would betray them by faking his death to go play spy for a while. And NOW they are "family"? Now they are "brothers"? When they just proved how little they actually know him? Hell nah.

"Since when we are 'family'?" He said the word with as much venom as he could, and to be fair, it tasted like it. "No! I'm tired of it all! I'm tired of trying to play family while you guys do whatever! I'm not even angry that you guys are angry! You should be! Just not at me! You guys really think I would do something like that voluntarily? That I would fake my death to play spy? I didn't want to go! Bruce fucking forced me after I actually died! Luthor fucking killed me by forcing a pill down my throat! I can barely eat something more solid than soggy cereal or over cooked noodles without a panic attack! I have scars of the fight with Bruce! My back barely has undamaged skin! I was tortured there, made to do horrible things that make me question if I'm still even myself, my migraines are worse than ever because of a fucking brain implant! I begged and begged and begged for days for Bruce to let me go home! To come back to you!" He was panting, tremors in all his body. He let out things even he hadn't thought about yet. The tears just streamed down his face, he barely noticed them. He takes a deep breath "You guys are so confusing... I don't know what any of you want from me... I just know that I'm not good enough... I was never enough and was never going to be enough... Not to you guys, not to Bruce. I can't take it anymore."

Damian took his trembling hand in his, and squeezed lightly. Dick looked at their hands connected, and made his way up to the face of his kid. And surprisingly, he saw peace there. Damian face was soft with a barely there smile, a promise of something better. Understanding, acceptance, love, healing, family. Dick gave one in return.

Without a word, they turned their back on Tim and Jason, and jumped off the roof.

They were stunned. While Tim's brain worked a mile a second, Jason wasn't thinking at all. Both of them trying to make sence of what had just happened.

When they got back to the cave, they see a frantic Bruce, trying to locate Dick and Damian. Both their trackers were turned off. Their phones? Gone. Dick had no last known address, since his apartment was sold to make his death more believable. Bruce had heard what was said through the comms.

Later Tim and Jason would get angry at Bruce. Later they would demand answers and explanations. Now, all they could think, all that mattered this moment is the realization that "Oh... We are never seeing them again..."

And Dick and Damian? I'm not sure, but they are happy wherever they are. And that's all that matters to them.

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On this lovely Christmas Eve Eve I give you this heartbreaking thought:

The song Mary Did You Know fits Dick Grayson & his mom so well it actually makes me sick thank u that is all goodnight

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Birdflash/Batman HC:

Bruce doesn’t like to admit it, but he really likes Wally. Every father is suppose to hate his child’s partner but gosh darn it Bruce can’t even bring himself to be mean to Wally. Him and Dick have been together so long at this point, the red head often feels like another one of his children.

Much to Nightwing’s delight, Wally also likes Bruce.

This leads to some very confusing moments for the Justice league who don’t know eithers identity or relationship to each other. Wally being a physically affectionate person often does little things with Bruce that no one else dares to. Things like giving Batman’s chest a love tap with his forehead after a hard mission, grabbing Batman by the hand if he wants to lead him somewhere, hugging Batman from behind, and all manor of other things. Bruce is never affectionate back in front of the league, but it’s clear that when Flash does it, it’s alright.

Rumours start to fly and people start to think that they are dating, or that Flash has some sort of crush that Batman is entertaining.

‘It’s cruel.’ cried Green Arrow.

‘It’s love.’ Answered Black Canary.

This makes Nightwing’s once in a while appearances at the Watch Tower all the more confusing. Flash is outwardly more affectionate and down right romantic with him, even going as far as giving him pecks on the cheek, and even more damning, sitting on his lap.

The rumour mill starts yet again.

‘Is Flash cheating on Batman?’

‘Did Batman reject Flash?’

‘When did they breakup? How could Flash move on so quickly.’

Bruce and Dick know this is going on by the way. Purposely choosing not to say anything; Bruce, because they don’t need to know about his life and relationships; and Dick because he thinks it’s a bit funny.

All the while Flash is blissfully ignorant of the chaos he’s causing.

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Random but I think Dickbin is a feral lil racoons when he was a child and freshly adopted. Got em from one of ya post where the siblings travel back in time to get smt and the Teen Titans (the animated series one, we dont talk abt the Go! Ver) its just absolute feral when it came to fighting

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Feral Shit that Dick did as Robin and even as a non-vigilante kid

  • Bit Bruce so badly that he pierced armour, skin and tore open a vein and giggled when Bruce freaked out
  • Tore off his shoes, threw them on the roof and refused to get readt for school - every, single morning for four months.
  • Jumped on Penguin’s back and beat with with his umbrella like a mule on the derby
  • Headbutted Hal Jordan into the gut for talking shit about Bruce
  • Screamed "stranger danger" when Bruce took him out for a day in Metropolis and wouldn't bring him by to see Uncle Clark.
  • Punched a cop in the nuts for trying to grab him before he could get away (Commissioner Gordon gave him a pass for that)
  • Set fire to Scarecrow because "straw is flammable, B"
  • Set up a Home Alone-esque booby trap to get Talia after the first night she spent over at the house.
  • Slipped and fell while chasing a perp, and the guy actually stopped to try help because that's a little kid only for Dick to cry out that the perp had hit him.
  • Told Poison Ivy that sometimes when she acted up during his baseball season, he overwatered the plants in his house on purpose to punish her.
  • Told Selina that sometimes he saw people in white masks watching him and they told him that they would be by to get him one day.
  • Woke Alfred up, saying that there was a burglar in the house. Only to be confused why Alfred was bothering to get up. He said was.
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The Gymanstics Kids from Nightwing 1996 Issue #126: “Payback”

Dick Grayson had dealt with a lot things in his life: crime bosses, metahuman threats, alien invasions - so many. He’d fought against assassins and warlords, juggled hero work with civilian duties, lead an entire generation of crimefighters, and somehow still managed to stay on his feet despite getting barely 3 hours of sleep per night. His greatest achievement? He’d even survived being raised by Bruce Wayne. He turned out alright!

But nothing - and he meant nothing - had prepared him for this.

“Coach Grayson!”

Dick barely had time to react before a body slammed into his, arms wrapping tightly around his torso in an iron grip. Years of training were the only thing that kept him from toppling over. He instinctively braced himself and refrained from Judo flipping the thing that collided into him, instead looking down to see a face that was somewhat familiar...

“...Alex?” His voice came out in disbelief. Wait, was this the little teen he'd taught when he was working at the gymnastics gym 10 years ago?

“Teach!”

He pried himself free from the boy-man-Alex(?)'s-clingy grip just in time to catch sight of the rest of them. 7 men and women. Each and every one of them. He was staring at a lineup of old memories. And little terrors.

10 years ago, when he was still settling into himself in Bludhaven, Dick had taken a part-time coaching job for the gymnastics team thinking it would be a relatively low-stress gig. He could pass on his experience, brush up his skills, have fun teaching some kids, and, for once, avoid getting shot at (unlike his previous job where it had practically been a job requirement). That had been the plan.

A simple plan.

Now, all of his past decisions came back to haunt him.

There they stood. His old students from his time coaching in Bludhaven’s gymnastics club years ago. The very same students he had fondly trained when he was still trying to balance being Nightwing and holding down a ‘normal’ job. Each and every one of them was now standing in front of him, dressed in Team USA’s official leotards and tracksuits, grinning like wolves.

This was bad.

“You didn’t tell us you were coming back, Teach,” Reina, the one he had once nicknamed ‘Menace’ (affectionately), pouted. Her piercing green eyes gleamed with something that made the hairs on the back of Dick’s neck stand up.

“I wasn’t exactly expecting to see you guys here,” he admitted. “At the same time. In one place. In my apartment building.”

“We’re national-level now,” Alex said proudly, ignoring his last words and still bouncing on his heels like an overexcited puppy. His blonde hair only added to the image of his being a golden retriever puppy. “Thanks to you.”

“That’s… great,” Dick managed, already mentally preparing his exit strategy.

“Oh, don’t think you’re getting away,” Reina cut in smoothly. “We missed you, Teach. And you left without saying goodbye.”

Layla nodded, the black braids in her ponytail swinging with every moment. "We were so sad. It's almost like you didn't want to spend the time we wanted to with you.

Dick tensed. He did not like the way she said that. It sounded like an accusation, which was technically fair. He had left rather abruptly when his Nightwing duties had gotten in the way. But in his defense, he had not expected all of them to become Olympic-tier gymnasts and then hunt him down like a pride of lions who had finally found their lost cub.

“It wasn’t personal,” he tried. “I had… other responsibilities.”

“We know,” Kai, an ever-smiling boy replied sweetly. Only this time, his smile didn't have the same heart-warming quality as it had 10 years ago. “That doesn’t mean we’ve forgiven you.”

“Oh, boy.”

And then they descended.

Kai hooked an arm around his neck, dragging him into a headlock while Reina pinched his side in a way that made him twitch. More joined in—Sora, the quiet one, was suddenly behind him, tugging at his jacket like a child with a toy they refused to let go. Caleb, the one he distinctly remembered having difficulties with anger when he was younger, pulled the grocery bags from his hands with a smile and with a sharp jab of his leg, broke the handle on the door, slowly letting it swing open on its own. He then stepped to the side and waited politely, all the while still smiling.

Dick felt a shiver running down his spine. What's a house? Who needs their old things, huh?

Forget it, it's time to start new anyway. Dick turned around at once.

Tomoe, who had once been his shyest student, smirked as she executed a perfect flip over his head, landing gracefully in front of him just to block any potential escape route.

“We have so much to catch up on, Coach,” she said with a smile that was anything but innocent.

Dick took a slow breath. He had fought crime lords, outmaneuvered Slade Wilson, and stared down the barrel of countless guns. And yet, looking at the familiar, determined faces of his old students, all united in their goal to reclaim their beloved ‘Teach,’ he felt something he hadn’t felt in years.

True, unfiltered fear.

He was so, so screwed.

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